This remind you of anybody?
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:50 pm
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[/img]Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:03 pm
Del?
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:09 pm
...I was thinking along the lines of Popcorn's mom, but I can kinda see Del in there, yeah. Somewhere in that mile-long gap between the two lower-middle teeth...
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:19 pm
Well, it had to be one of the two, I suppose.
Edit: found Popcorn's mum.
She's into that sort of thing.
Edit: found Popcorn's mum.
She's into that sort of thing.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:21 pm
Frank! The world's gonna end in 28 days!
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:25 pm
I didn't know Popcorn's mom was one of the guardians of evil.
Damn, ya learn somethin' new every day.
Damn, ya learn somethin' new every day.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:27 pm
I didn't know Popcorn's mom was one of the guardians of evil.
Only on Wednesdays.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:31 pm
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:40 pm
Popcorn's Mom's Weekly Planner
Monday--Fuck GG!.
Tuesday--Try to convert Zeta by fucking him.
Wednesday--Guard evil.
Thursday--Popcorn's play date; make punch and fuck the teacher so my Poppy can be Romeo for once in his sad, miserable life
Friday--PIZZA NIGHT!
Saturday--Fuck Del. Don't forget the nail clippers. She likes that.
Sunday--Fuck the frozen turkey for kicks, then cook and serve for dinner.
Monday--Fuck GG!.
Tuesday--Try to convert Zeta by fucking him.
Wednesday--Guard evil.
Thursday--Popcorn's play date; make punch and fuck the teacher so my Poppy can be Romeo for once in his sad, miserable life
Friday--PIZZA NIGHT!
Saturday--Fuck Del. Don't forget the nail clippers. She likes that.
Sunday--Fuck the frozen turkey for kicks, then cook and serve for dinner.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:47 pm
Dude, you got it totally wrong. She fucks me on Mondays now. She said GG! was getting too ropey.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:50 pm
"Ropey"?! What the f--
Well, whatever. As long as she does me first. I hate sloppy seconds.
Well, whatever. As long as she does me first. I hate sloppy seconds.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:52 pm
But... but you're not even on her calendar.
Does she do house calls?
Does she do house calls?
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:54 pm
I figured a woman fucking me goes without saying. It's a daily occurence.
I have a good bit of endurance, you see...
I have a good bit of endurance, you see...
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:09 pm
Nobody has enough endurance to withstand a vigorous shagging from Pop's mum. Even I have to take a breather after every 3 or so hours.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:36 pm
I wonder what would happen if Popcorn's mom ever happened to stumble onto this board and for some reason knew she was in fact Popcorn's mom.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:38 pm
...You have scarred my mind in ways that you will never fully comprehend.j-man wrote:Dude, you got it totally wrong. She fucks me on Mondays now. She said GG! was getting too ropey.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:14 pm
Pop's mom takes you guys one at a time now? Man, she must be getting old. Back in the day, she'd take on dozens of us at a time... Man, after the first hour or so, things would get so sticky and loose that even I had to stop.
But I guess it's nice that she's showing some restraint nowadays.
But I guess it's nice that she's showing some restraint nowadays.
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:31 pm
It's what makes the world go round.Pop's mom takes you guys one at a time now? Man, she must be getting old. Back in the day, she'd take on dozens of us at a time... Man, after the first hour or so, things would get so sticky and loose that even I had to stop.
But I guess it's nice that she's showing some restraint nowadays.
~Neo
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:24 am
I justa suddenly gotta thinking. Although i'm new with Popcorn's mum, do you think she could be a shark? I mean, sharks do swallow whole too.
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:27 pm
So do egg-eating snakes. Coincidentally, Pop's mum can dislocate her jaw. It comes in handy*, considering the size of my manhood.
*or rather, "in throaty". Just to clarify.
*or rather, "in throaty". Just to clarify.
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:40 pm
My mum has better textures than that.
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:45 pm
Did anybody catch my joke at all?
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:52 pm
Be reasonable. The old girl is getting on a bit, after all.My mum has better textures than that.
Edit: Not a clue, GG!. Sorry.
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:12 pm
You're slumping, Gibby.
And since Popcorn's mom is getting old in age, we should elect a new maternal sex toy.
I elect J's mom. And since I'm fat enough to be two people, I second.
All in favor? *raises left and right arms* AYE, bitches.
OK, so J's mom is fucktoy-elect.
And since Popcorn's mom is getting old in age, we should elect a new maternal sex toy.
I elect J's mom. And since I'm fat enough to be two people, I second.
All in favor? *raises left and right arms* AYE, bitches.
OK, so J's mom is fucktoy-elect.
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:52 pm
Umm..Alf?Did anybody catch my joke at all?
~Neo