This remind you of anybody?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:50 pm

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j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:03 pm

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:09 pm

...I was thinking along the lines of Popcorn's mom, but I can kinda see Del in there, yeah. Somewhere in that mile-long gap between the two lower-middle teeth...

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:19 pm

Well, it had to be one of the two, I suppose.

Edit: found Popcorn's mum.

She's into that sort of thing.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:21 pm

Frank! The world's gonna end in 28 days!

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:25 pm

I didn't know Popcorn's mom was one of the guardians of evil.

Damn, ya learn somethin' new every day.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:27 pm

I didn't know Popcorn's mom was one of the guardians of evil.

Only on Wednesdays.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:31 pm

<img src="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/upload/files/alf.jpg">

Ha! I kill you!

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:40 pm

Popcorn's Mom's Weekly Planner

Monday--Fuck GG!.
Tuesday--Try to convert Zeta by fucking him.
Wednesday--Guard evil.
Thursday--Popcorn's play date; make punch and fuck the teacher so my Poppy can be Romeo for once in his sad, miserable life
Friday--PIZZA NIGHT!
Saturday--Fuck Del. Don't forget the nail clippers. She likes that.
Sunday--Fuck the frozen turkey for kicks, then cook and serve for dinner.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:47 pm

Dude, you got it totally wrong. She fucks me on Mondays now. She said GG! was getting too ropey.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:50 pm

"Ropey"?! What the f--

Well, whatever. As long as she does me first. I hate sloppy seconds.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:52 pm

But... but you're not even on her calendar.

Does she do house calls?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:54 pm

I figured a woman fucking me goes without saying. It's a daily occurence.

I have a good bit of endurance, you see...

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:09 pm

Nobody has enough endurance to withstand a vigorous shagging from Pop's mum. Even I have to take a breather after every 3 or so hours.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:36 pm

I wonder what would happen if Popcorn's mom ever happened to stumble onto this board and for some reason knew she was in fact Popcorn's mom.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:38 pm

j-man wrote:Dude, you got it totally wrong. She fucks me on Mondays now. She said GG! was getting too ropey.

...You have scarred my mind in ways that you will never fully comprehend.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:14 pm

Pop's mom takes you guys one at a time now? Man, she must be getting old. Back in the day, she'd take on dozens of us at a time... Man, after the first hour or so, things would get so sticky and loose that even I had to stop.

But I guess it's nice that she's showing some restraint nowadays.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:31 pm

Pop's mom takes you guys one at a time now? Man, she must be getting old. Back in the day, she'd take on dozens of us at a time... Man, after the first hour or so, things would get so sticky and loose that even I had to stop.

But I guess it's nice that she's showing some restraint nowadays.

It's what makes the world go round.
~Neo

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:24 am

I justa suddenly gotta thinking. Although i'm new with Popcorn's mum, do you think she could be a shark? I mean, sharks do swallow whole too.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:27 pm

So do egg-eating snakes. Coincidentally, Pop's mum can dislocate her jaw. It comes in handy*, considering the size of my manhood.

*or rather, "in throaty". Just to clarify.

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:40 pm

My mum has better textures than that.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:45 pm

Did anybody catch my joke at all?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:52 pm

My mum has better textures than that.

Be reasonable. The old girl is getting on a bit, after all.

Edit: Not a clue, GG!. Sorry.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:12 pm

You're slumping, Gibby.

And since Popcorn's mom is getting old in age, we should elect a new maternal sex toy.

I elect J's mom. And since I'm fat enough to be two people, I second.

All in favor? *raises left and right arms* AYE, bitches.

OK, so J's mom is fucktoy-elect.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:52 pm

Did anybody catch my joke at all?

Umm..Alf?
~Neo