Delphine wrote:...a rip off? Have you seen it?
C'mon, one team member is super strong, another can stretch, one can generate force fields and become invisible, and there's a toddler with mysterious and gimmicky super powers. Two of the team members are married, too. And, as for the "Doom Patrol", the name "Elastigirl," or rather "Elasti-Girl," as she's known there, was a founding member of the D.P. Need I say more?
Amazing Grant wrote:The Incredibles was awesome, and the animation was unbelievable.
By that logic, let's try something similar...
"That Rembrandt forgery was awesome, and the brushstrokes were unbelievable."
It may be a thrill to the senses, but in the end, it's still not a real Rembrandt.
Zeta wrote:If we're talking about the same Fantastic Four movie . . . *shudders* I've seen reviews of it. It's really . . . just kind of thrown together in a half-assed way. It's got two villains in one movie. That's the WORST decision anyone can make with a superhero movie. It's one of the reasons the Batman franchise quickly fell into a state of suckitude.
Are you sure you're not reffering to the notorious Roger Corman film from about ten, eleven years ago? That flick was
so awfull, it nver got an official release, even
direct to video (it's only available via bootlegs, which is probably the way it's going to stay, God willing). I know it had two villains, one being a facially inaccurate Dr. Doom, another an ersatz Mole Man called "The Jeweller".
And, personally, I think
all the live-action "Batman" films were pieces of shit (I take that back, the one with Adam West is strangely enjoyable, albeit in the same way as the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" cartoon and "Lupin III, Part II" -- cheesy, yet strangely satisfying).
Amazing Grant wrote:Indeed. The Batman Begins project is looking pretty good so far, though.
Although, the suit still sucks and they are sticking with the whole using two villains thing. But it still looks like it's going to be fucking sock rocking.
So, what's the latest script revision for
that film? First I heard it was to be based off of "Batman: Year One", then it was supposed to feature immortal terrorist mastermind Ra's al Ghul (though they probably dropped that like a rock after "September 11th")... what's the latest rumor going around?
Personally, I don't have much hopes for it, given the drastic aforementioned script revisions, as well as the fact that the actor they've cast looks
nothing like Batman, and the Batmobile is an ugly, mis-shappen monstrosity akin to a Hummer with a rocket engine. Oy.
And as you said, the costume sucks too.
The final nail in the coffin has to be the fact that "The Batman", with it's young, pointy-chined Bruce Wayne, is clearly intened to market this movie. And remember, "The Batman" seems almost as though it was created by the bastard crack-baby of Tim Burton, Joel Schummacher, and an undead William Dozzier. Ick.
Of course, when you think of the most recent DC movie for comparison... need I remind anyone of "Catwoman"?
Segaholic2, Zeta, and Amazing Grant debate the new "Superman" flick.
1.) I hated the "Superman" films with Chistopher Reeve. Yes, I know, it's heresy, but they still sucked. While I think Reeve was perfectly cast as Supes, they should have started the series off by completely ditching the hackneyed, campy script by Mario Puzo and it's re-writes (which, if memory serves, were done by the makers of a notoriously bad "Superman" musical some years earlier), and gone with a script actually worth the paper it was printed upon. With a superior,
serious script, they should also cast someone in the role of Lex Luthor who actually gives off a sense of menace: Telly Savalas. Hey, I think he'd be great in the role (and, appearently, the guys at the WB Animation Department agree with me, as the animation models used for Luthor on "Superman: The Animated Series", "Justice League", and "Justice League Unlimited" are charactatures of the late actor, and the man they chose to provide Luthor's voice, Clancy Brown, sound
very much like Savalas, as well).
Seeing as none of that ever happened, I say we hunt down and gruesomely kill the people responsible for "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace". Okay, yeah, it's not as bad as, say, "Catwoman", "Lupin III: Nenrikichan sakusen" or "Modesty Blaise" (three of the worst comic-inspired films of all time, I.M.O.), it still sucked long and hard; certainly on par with the recent box-office turd "The Hulk". Moving along...
2.) Hoo, boy, the new Supes film. First, noted comic book writer, actor, and filmaker Kevin Smith came up with a screenplay based off of "The Death of Superman", which, in said capable writer's hand, could actually have been a good movie. Unfortunately, the director at the time was that creepy twit Tim Burton, who ditched the script in favor of a new one, which if memory serves was to have had Jimmy Olsen played by Chris Rock, among other stupidities I've since erased from my memory (Smith and Burton, to this day,
still hate each other's guts because of that project). Of course, this project was shelved.
Then they got in McG, who had a
new script drafted (the one mentioned in this thread), which, after it was leaked to the public on "Ain't it Cool News.Com", created
such a public backlash that Warner Brothers closed down the project and, presumably, fired all involved. Now, of course, they've actually got a director who hasn't had his head lodged up his ass for as long as anyone can remember, so there may be hope just yet...
Oh, and, as for the last laugh (in regards to the "DoS" film)... while Tim Burton hasn't had a successful film in close to a decade, Kevin Smith has been taped to produce, direct, and, yes,
write a film based off of the exploits of classic radio (and later television) superhero "The Green Hornet". Justice at last.
Zeta wrote:Really, it's the villains that make up most of what a good superhero movie is. If they're handled with care and a love for their characters, the rest of the movie tends to fall into place.
I agree with you wholeheartedly.
Zeta wrote:After Batman Returns, the franchise basically used it's villains as cannon fodder in funny suits - hence the suckatude.
Like I said before, I hated Burton's Batflicks as well as Schummacher's, so I don't have to go into it further.
Nova wrote:The last decent Batman movie was the one after Batman 2, because they did a decent Robin story.
But I kinda liked Batman 2 more, because the Catwoman there was cool. I saw the previews of the Movie Catwoman and thought, what the hell are they thinking? Catwoman has to be blonde, people is used to a blonde cat woman.
There is no way they can screw up X-men 3 if they do they Phoenix saga because they have done it a lot of times(In the comic). Unless they are stupid…But is not like I see second parts/third parts anymore.
Dude, Catwoman was
always a brunette in the comics, it was the casting of the blonde Michelle Pfifer which was a deriviation from the norm. Also, Catwoman was/is nothing like the way she was bastardized -- I mean portrayed -- in either film. For a good overview of what she's
really like, Dorian Kingsley currently has out an authoritative guide to the character; it's worth checking out.
And as for the "Phoenix Saga" being buggered up... never underestimate the horrors of Hollywood bureaucracy.