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Assuming that you ever have the (mis)fortune of picking up a free pack of those Oral-B instant toothbrushes, kindly refuse and move to the snack aisle.
These instruments of hell burn like the retinas of a 10 year old seeing Tubgirl. And if you have a cut in your mouth, it will sting like an evil salt... An evil, minty, slightly refreshing salt, but an evil salt nonetheless.

Instant toothbrushes?

Green Gibbon! wrote:Instant toothbrushes?

Ditto.

I think they're toothbrushes that don't require toothpaste . . . and instead have some sort of burning, antiseptic chemical built right into their insidious particles.

Oh, those little finger-glove things you're supposed to brush your teeth with?

EspioKaos wrote:Oh, those little finger-glove things you're supposed to brush your teeth with?

That's the ticket.

Condoms for your fingers?

...They might be. Not sure.

This nonsense?

<img src="http://www.oralb.com/images/products/pi ... ushups.jpg">

Yeah, that looks like a horrible idea.

That is so creepy. Wouldn't it be easier just to floss or carry a mini-toothbrush.

And what would be the toilet paper equivalent to that? "Whipe-Ups"?




And also, I'm pleasantly suprised that no one's posted a picture of a guy with wangs for fingers.

Although, problably not for lack of trying.

Zeta, you know I could find one, but that doesn't mean I should.

You people have issues.

Did you see the Boobies thread?
I think that qualifies me as 'Mentally Disturbed' if I ever decide to commit a crime.

Baba O'Reily wrote:Did you see the Boobies thread?

There's a Boobies thread?

Was. Now it only exists in... THE ABYSS!

The Abyss does not exist. Do not look for it. It is not real. It is a figment of your imagination.

There is no such thing as the Abyss. Repeat. It is problably just swamp gas or a weather balloon.

The Boobies thread is dead!?

;__;

Aw man. I ran the strip across my tongue by accident and it feels like my tongue is bleeding.

Do not weep, J-man. If you love something, set it free.

If it doesn't come back to you, you never really owned it in the first place.

I'm considering calling up my aunt (A nurse), but I really don't want to explain how I managed to drag a volatile breatstrip across my tastebuds.

What boobies thread? You can't post naked breasts in this forum!

Aw man. I ran the strip across my tongue by accident and it feels like my tongue is bleeding.

Damn, man. Are you like a masochist or something?


I dare you to touch your wang to it. Or put it around your wang and try to brush somebody's teeth with it.

Of course not. I must have lost my head... I'm bouncing between forums these days, always mixing them up...
You're all MAD! MAD, I TELL YOU! MAD!

Zeta wrote: Damn, man. Are you like a masochist or something?


I dare you to touch your wang to it. Or put it around your wang and try to brush somebody's teeth with it.

No. I've seen someone pour BenGay down his pants, and that pretty much assured me that the only thing touching my wang will either be my left hand or an orifice.

What did your right hand do to displease your wang?

I'm just left handed. I prefer more control.
Wait, this is some kind of trap to lure me into confusing my sexuality! YOUR LIES FOOL NO ONE!