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A hottie walked in on me in the bathroom.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:34 pm
by The Doc
I was at the dentist, in the bathroom to alleviate my filled bladder, and I forgot to lock the door. Which was probably a mistake considering this full-blown hottie came waltzing in. I should have probably just hid behind the door and waited, but I'm a gentleman.
This would probably start a really bad sex story, but sex stories normally don't end with the woman laughing.
I need to talk to my doctor about Enzyte or something.
Re: A hottie walked in on me in the bathroom.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:51 pm
by Segaholic2
The Doc wrote:I was at the dentist, in the bathroom to alleviate my filled bladder, and I forgot to lock the door. Which was probably a mistake considering this full-blown hottie came waltzing in. I should have probably just hid behind the door and waited, but I'm a gentleman.
That's pretty ambiguous. Are you coming out of the closet?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:02 pm
by The Doc
"Ambiguous"?
The 'hottie' was a woman, by the way.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:03 pm
by The Doc
Oh, and I'm bisexual. What of it?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:48 pm
by Esrever
We have to make a big deal out of your sexuality. This is AMERCIA, damn it!
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:51 pm
by aso
We have to make a big deal out of your sexuality. This is AMERCIA, damn it!
Yeah, America's so much better these days.
Oh, and that sucks for you, I suppose. You at least gave that person a delightful moment of joy. You placed a bright spot onto their day! I'm sure they will regard that moment with humor and warmth until they forget about it.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:21 pm
by Protodude
HA! Sucker!
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:41 pm
by plasticwingsband
What the fuck is an Amercia?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:27 pm
by Esrever
I don't know, but here comes another one!
RARRRR!
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:30 pm
by Light Speed
It will consume your children!
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:40 pm
by Zeta
Brazil is really kicking the ass of that continent.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:16 pm
by Delphine
Those rivers look like angry blue veins, too.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:48 pm
by Zeta
I guess that thing on the southern tip is it's wang, then.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:30 am
by Grant
That's a pretty small wang.
Hemorrhoids, maybe?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:39 am
by Ash Holt
Chile's strategy is to stretch around the entire coast and then move inwards, overtaking Brazil and then the rest of the continent. Brilliant.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:27 pm
by Zeta
I don't like chilli. Beans give me gas. Well, not really. I just don't like the idea of eating something that gives people OTHER than me gas.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:30 pm
by Segaholic2
Chili is awesome. But I'm from Texas, so of course I'm going to say that.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:42 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Chili is alright, but not with beans.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:03 pm
by Spazz
One word: Hormel
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:18 pm
by Zeta
Hey Nate, don't tell me you have an accent? Hehe.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:28 pm
by Segaholic2
No, I don't. :P But I reckon I could fake one pretty well.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:05 pm
by chix0rgirl
Segaholic2 wrote:Chili is awesome. But I'm from Texas, so of course I'm going to say that.
Just for your information, he hates cheese. I don't know how he can live in Texas (or America, for that matter) and get away with it.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:07 pm
by Zeta
Well, many Asians ARE lactose intolerant . . .
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:13 pm
by chix0rgirl
No, he dislikes how it tastes and smells, I think. Butter, too.
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:14 pm
by Delphine
Yeah, it's the weirdo Europeans who drink cow breast milk.