I have a request for any Japanese speakers here...

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

You see, I am hoping to chat with, well, Ohura Anna. Or at least an aquaintance of hers. Of all the various giant boobied Japanese women I've seen, she is possibly my favorite, due to an interview with her I read; she somehow seems to balance intense sexiness with a surprising innocence -- and her smile is so gosh darned cute. And she likes comic books/manga too, which is always a plus.

If anyone wishes to help me in my quest to talk with such an awesome person, please P.M. me.




*T.S.S. waits for GG! to say he's had sex with her, Zeta to quibble over bust sizes, Del to post porn, et cetera...*

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

C'mon, anyone?

Hmm.

[Zeta]

Is this like a celebrity that you've managed to get ahold of, or a regular girl you just stumbled upon online?

Not that I can help. I can only say like 5 different phrases in Japanese. And I can't read it at all. I'm just curious.

[plasticwingsband]

Holy crap, those are some ridiculously big tits.

[Zeta]

Can boobies be too big? I know a lot of jokers here will scream "no". But c'mon - really. How big would breasts have to be to turn you guys off?

I know at some point, a really collosal wang would just FRIGHTEN me.

[Segaholic2]

Are you kidding me? Of course boobies can be too big.

Gheesh, I think even Ds are kind of scary.

[Pepperidge]

Apparently she's an I-cup...

[Grant]

Are you kidding me? Of course boobies can be too big.

Gheesh, I think even Ds are kind of scary.

I used to think that way, until I experienced the goodness of fondling D cup boobies.

Then, I realized life could be good.

[Segaholic2]

Well, maybe not so much scary as unattractive to me.

I dunno. I think Ds look mildly gross. Anything bigger is plain gross. I guess my threshold for boobies tolerance is C.

[Zeta]

I notice that few people on this board are "ass men" or "leg men". Such a strange coincidence.

[plasticwingsband]

I think C is pretty much the standard. Like NT said, the bigger they get after that, the more unattractive they get to me.

[chriscaffee]

I like legs. Boobies are overrated.

[Grant]

I'm with you, chris. I'm also a leg man. Ain't nothin' better than a long, smooth, brown thigh.

Grrow!


Anyway, as far as boobies go, I've always thought they were just "okay" and they haven't ever really been a huge factor when I like a girl or not. Some of my ex girlfriends were as flat as my back; my current gal is a D cup.

Maybe she's just a small D or something, but like you guys, I always kind of pictured D and above as being that ugly, saggy, bowling ball type of boobie. But hers are really nice and not like that at all. Big enough that they're extremely fun to play with, but not "gross big", y'know?

I gotta stop, I'm starting to sound a little too much like j-man. Plus, I think she checks this board occasionally.


...HI LAURA!

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

Is this like a celebrity that you've managed to get ahold of, or a regular girl you just stumbled upon online?

She is a celebrity, but mostly in the "Adult Video" circles. But she still seems relatively normal (unlike some of the other women interviewed on Jmate, who are little more than nymphomaniacs who found their dream job).

Not that I can help. I can only say like 5 different phrases in Japanese. And I can't read it at all. I'm just curious.

Thanks anyhow, though.

Holy crap, those are some ridiculously big tits.

Yes, they are, aren't they.

Can boobies be too big? I know a lot of jokers here will scream "no". But c'mon - really. How big would breasts have to be to turn you guys off?

I know at some point, a really collosal wang would just FRIGHTEN me.

Well, I have seen some models who shock me with their bust size, and not in a good way, I might add. Generally, though, the only times a woman's breasts are unappealing to me is if she's only buxom due to obesity. >_< Other than that, I'm fine with breasts of just about any size, from A to... well, something really, really big.

And in terms of wang, weeeeellllll...

You'll just have to think of your own answer, there.

Are you kidding me? Of course boobies can be too big.

Gheesh, I think even Ds are kind of scary.

... Well, maybe not so much scary as unattractive to me.

I dunno. I think Ds look mildly gross. Anything bigger is plain gross. I guess my threshold for boobies tolerance is C.

[quote="plasticwingsband"I think C is pretty much the standard. Like NT said, the bigger they get after that, the more unattractive they get to me.[/quote]

Wow, that's small for me. Well, we all have different tastes, so what turns you guys on is fine with me.

Apparently she's an I-cup...

Yep! She's awesome, isn't she?

And she's got a cute smile, too.

Are you kidding me? Of course boobies can be too big.

Gheesh, I think even Ds are kind of scary.

I used to think that way, until I experienced the goodness of fondling D cup boobies.

Then, I realized life could be good.

Luck bastard.

First Andy, then j-man, and now you.

I'm still not gettin' laid, damn it all.

Oh, I mean, good for you.

*T.S.S. gives Grant the "thumbs up."*

I notice that few people on this board are "ass men" or "leg men". Such a strange coincidence.

How so?

I like legs. Boobies are overrated.

I'm with you, chris. I'm also a leg man. Ain't nothin' better than a long, smooth, brown thigh.

Grrow!


Anyway, as far as boobies go, I've always thought they were just "okay" and they haven't ever really been a huge factor when I like a girl or not. Some of my ex girlfriends were as flat as my back; my current gal is a D cup.

Maybe she's just a small D or something, but like you guys, I always kind of pictured D and above as being that ugly, saggy, bowling ball type of boobie. But hers are really nice and not like that at all. Big enough that they're extremely fun to play with, but not "gross big", y'know?

I gotta stop, I'm starting to sound a little too much like j-man. Plus, I think she checks this board occasionally.


...HI LAURA!

Technically speaking, though, I personally go for an all-around rating; in terms of the body that means face, breasts, waist, hips, legs -- the works. In more general terms, I go for an attractive body in addition to being intelligent and personable. Forgoing some/many aspects in favor of a few/only one just doesn't seem right to me.












That's it for now, I guess. I'm sure I'll have more later.




EDIT: Updated my responses and re-phrased a few things.

[Baba O'Reily]

T.S.S consolidated his responses into one post? Kids, get the camera!

[j-man]

Yes, I rock.

My girlfriend may be an E but they're not, like, unmanageably big. Oh, and shape matters, too, along with the "feel". There are many deciding factors, and many, many boobie shapes and sizes to suit everybody. Huzzah!

But still, those are some giant boobies up there.

Incidentally, I'm a leg guy too. Anything between arse and toe is all good.

[aso]

TSS, I'm so proud of you. You've made your entire topic more efficient!

[Squirrelknight]

A cute face is probably the most important to me, and being Asian, and liking Asian girls, whom are usually flatter than Paris Hilton, I don't really mind a flat chest. Legs are nice.

If a girl's boobs are bigger than her head, than they're too big.

Wow, I got through this entire post without mentioning Hikaru Utada.

Oh... shit.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

T.S.S consolidated his responses into one post? Kids, get the camera!

TSS, I'm so proud of you. You've made your entire topic more efficient!

Thank you, thank you. Ever since Delphine "bitchslapped" away six notches on my postcount when she consolodated seven of my posts in the "Boobies!" thread, I've been trying to streamline my responses, rather than incur her wrath yet again (call me Sisiphus ). Anyhow, I'm trying to get better at this, honest.

Yes, I rock.

My girlfriend may be an E but they're not, like, unmanageably big. Oh, and shape matters, too, along with the "feel". There are many deciding factors, and many, many boobie shapes and sizes to suit everybody. Huzzah!

But still, those are some giant boobies up there.

Incidentally, I'm a leg guy too. Anything between arse and toe is all good.

Wow, you're lucky. I know some sizably-chested women, but they all want to be "just friends;" and while I do like having a lot of friends, being a virgin sucks... er, it blows... uh,... it's a pain. Yeah, that's accurate.

Aside from her massive endowments, what is she like? How long have you two known each other? And is there a chance you'll post pics, like in the "Men and Women Behind the Masks" thread?

Anyhow, I'm still looking for help with the translations; Rlan, G.Silver, big_smile... Bakari?

Technically, though, I do know several people who speak Japanese, at least one of whom shall be working upon my online comic strip, but I'm not sure if she'd understand my infatuation with someone like Miss Ohura. Ah, well, if worse comes to worse, I could still ask her for help (since she does like yaoi, she may understand my interest. Maybe). What do you guys and gals think?




EDIT: I previewed the post, and yet I still made a BBCode error. Oy.

[Baba O'Reily]

What do you guys and gals think?

I think that Crazy Train should be our new national anthem.
But if you want to talk about your problem, well, you're fucked. Or, not, as the case may be.

[G.Silver]

What do you want this Japanese-speaker to do exactly? :/

[Neo Yi]

I wish I could speak my own damn language, but living in America has prevented me from doing so. When it comes to Japanese, my sister knows the basic and some other stuff since she's taking Japanese class. In short, I can't help you diddly.

A cute face is probably the most important to me, and being Asian, and liking Asian girls, whom are usually flatter than Paris Hilton, I don't really mind a flat chest. Legs are nice.

I'm blessed and curse with big boobs which, like you said, isn't normal for Asian girls. I just wish my face was cuter.

Wow, I got through this entire post without mentioning Hikaru Utada.

Oh... shit.

You lose.
~Neo

[Zeta]

What do you want this Japanese-speaker to do exactly? :/

From the sounds of it? Translate cybersex.

[Baba O'Reily]

It would be easier to look up some NC-17 fics, really. Same thing, easier to get, and no Japanese!

[aso]

I'm sure if TSS got his money together, he could request a badly done bit of fanart concerning him and his crush from one of the dozens of talented artists on the Internet.

He has a higher chance of success in that than he would this current crazy scheme.