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Just wondering out of idle curiosity, are the names on the English and Japanese cast lists on the SA pages the same order as in the game credits? (Don't have any of my consoles with me so I can't check for myself.)

...Is this genuinely important? I could check, but your question seems so fucking stupid, I don't know if I want to bother.

Yeah. I mean...doesn't matter who did what character. 98% of them are still gonna suck.

The same order.

You're asking if they're in the same order.

You know, you could just go outside and look at trees or something if you're that bored.

Like any of us have lives.

Hey, I know, I'm the one looking at trees all day over here. I'm just saying, there are small things, and then there are small things.

Like NT's penis?

Banned.

Like Japanese cars, Nate's penis may be small, but I'm sure it's more efficient and well-made.

Banned.

It's your own damn fault, Nate. If every time you got two beers in your system you wouldn't run around with your pants off screaming "Watch little Oscar dance," we'd all just assume you had a small penis.

You know what happens when you assume, Gibb.

How do I respect someone with a small penis?
...Got any videogames in the work, Segaholic?

You know what happens when you assume, Gibb.

When you assume, Nate takes your "ass" and fucks it with his small but magnificent penis.

How the hell did this topic get around to being about my penis?

I don't drink, so there's no way I'd be running around wildly with my buddy flopping free. My penis is also not small. On the contrary, it eclipses medium-sized planets.

So can the moon, but that doesn't mean it can make its own light...
Or... something like that. Turn it into a euphemism so it makes more sense.

And then you unabashedly try to deny everything.

And don't start with that "It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean" bullshit. That may be true, but it takes a long fuckin' time to get to Australia in a float tube.

If you have a small penis, just come out with it. Like me. I have a penis that infant boys would laugh at. That's right. I said it.

I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. I CAN NEVER PLEASE A WOMAN WITH IT. IT IS DWARFED BY ROLLS OF LIFE-SAVERS.

At least I'm man enough to admit it, then take the ridicule like a man.

*waits for the impending rush*

And it also took a long time to get to Australia in those big ass galleons they used to sail with. I don't think the size of the vessel matters so much as the engine powering it.

Anything can eclipse medium sized planets. I can hold a penny in front of my eye and block out Jupiter.

I hope you haven't been trying that, NT.

The Doc wrote:I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. I CAN NEVER PLEASE A WOMAN WITH IT. IT IS DWARFED BY ROLLS OF LIFE-SAVERS.

No wonder you always seem so angry.

Well, I'm still reeling from the whole realization-that-I'm-going-to-die-a-virgin thing, but I'm sure I'll have plenty of time to get over it.

I have a huge cock. I also get regular sex from my attractive, large-breasted girlfriend. Fuck you all. :D

Didn't you just break up with your girlfriend? Or should I not be asking?

I don't think we should ask, but I'm going to just to be a dick.

Didn't you just break up with your girlfriend?

Oh shit, yeah. Stuff happens when I'm away.

We got back together today. And had lots of sex. TEH WIN!!