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The crappiest fanfic in the net...
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:26 pm
by Brazillian Cara
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:57 pm
by Zeta
I've seen worse. I've seen fanfics that would burn out your brain from the inside.
Those are nothing compared to things like a "Dr. Thinker" fic.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:05 pm
by Popcorn
stupidaly :D
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:39 pm
by CE
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:32 pm
by Baba O'Reily
There is worse. Oh, ho, ho, ho, there is worse.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:46 pm
by Zeta
There is worse. Oh, ho, ho, ho, there is worse.
Shall we show them? Or let them remain blisfully ignorant?
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:08 pm
by Baba O'Reily
To do or not to do is not the question.
The question is what to do first. I was thinking some Buffy scat.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:35 pm
by Segaholic2
I'll ban every single one of you.
Oh, I will.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:29 am
by j-man
Classic Pepsiman is my God.
NOW!
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:01 am
by Delphine
NO BUFFY FANFIC EVER.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:32 am
by j-man
Buffy fanfics are funny. All the girls get naked and slurp each other while the guys are mysteriously always away fighting ebil monsters. Or jerking over it hiding behind the books in the library. Sometimes the demons help out, too. Why, it's like live-action hentai!
Live-action, in this case, being extremely subjective, considering it's a poorly-written wank fantasy only loosely based on a third-rate live-action "sci-fi" series. Nevermind, eh.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:40 am
by Delphine
Heh, those are like the Buffy fanfics I read, except the women are the ones mysteriously away.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:02 pm
by Segaholic2
*shudder*
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:18 pm
by Popcorn
Wait a minute!! That means it's GAY SEX that's happening, with <i>MEN</i>-- in their ASSES.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:10 pm
by Green Gibbon!
You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:27 pm
by Baba O'Reily
...Urge...to post watersport loving Dawn... rising...
EDIT: Since I can't find it at the moment, I present... Pikachu and a bottle of ketchup.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/408656/1/
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:32 pm
by j-man
Baba O'Reily wrote:...Urge...to post watersport loving Dawn... rising...
liek omfg weres the klenex
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:57 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:26 pm
by Delphine
Popcorn wrote:Wait a minute!! That means it's GAY SEX that's happening, with <i>MEN</i>-- in their ASSES.
Oh Popcorn, how did you get so smart and clever? I want to be just like you!
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:00 pm
by Crazy Penguin
j-man wrote:third-rate live-action "sci-fi" series.]
Bitch, Buffy owns your ass every day of the week. And it's like, fantasy/horror or whatever. That's what was wrong with season 4, they tried to mix too much science fiction into it with The Initiative, before that the closest you'd get to sci-fi would be self-contained villain of the week plots, like the internet demon thing or the Frankenstein-type monster. Having a heavy and rather bland sci-fi theme as the main focus for an entire season just didn't work. The Initiative was a nice enough idea, but should've been kept in the background and disposed of spectacularly. And Riley was a bitch.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:05 pm
by Delphine
Seasons 1-3 of Buffy are some of the greatest television there ever was. Seasons 4-5 were all right. 6-7 shouldn't have been made.
And stfu, Riley was better than a couple of fucking <i>vampires</i> for boyfriends. That girl has issues.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:56 pm
by Neo Yi
I hereby admit to say that Buffy, Season Five will forever rock my socks and nothing can change my mind. Considering what happens to Buffy in the end of Season Five (I remembe being stunned on my ass after seeing that scene for a good five minutes), I'm disappointed they even created two more seasons...even if I have a desire to see that Buffy musical epsiode.
And Riley...didn't he cheat on Buffy? At least Angel had the curtesy to break up with Buffy...
~Nep
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:02 pm
by Delphine
Five was decent, but the show was definitely on its way out. What with Riley and Dawn and Spike in love with Buffy (which I still WTF at) and AtS doing pretty well on its own, it didn't need to be anymore.
But then they made the SHIT that is season six and it made me sad. And seven, in which... um... I'm still not really sure what happened, but it was stupid.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:07 pm
by Segaholic2
While we're on the topic of television: I've never watched Buffy. So screw you all.
I love Futurama. <3 Futurama. It is a crime to humanity and known and unknown deities that Futurama is no longer on the air.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:17 pm
by J.E.Smith
Segaholic2 wrote:
I love Futurama. <3 Futurama. It is a crime to humanity and known and unknown deities that Futurama is no longer on the air.
It's on Adult Swim every night ya know...
