The crappiest fanfic in the net...

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:26 pm

...and by "crappy", I mean "stupidaly funny". But first-

Meet your hero- http://www.ex.org/4.5/55-game_pepsiman.html

A list of all his adventures and some other shit-
http://www.angelfire.com/ri/returns/stupid.html

Now, with it...
Part 1- http://www.angelfire.com/ri/returns/pepsi7.html

Part2- http://www.angelfire.com/ri/returns/pepsi8.html

Part 3(final)- http://www.angelfire.com/ri/returns/pepsi9.html

...and lastly, the only adventure with Sonic as a character-
http://www.angelfire.com/ri/returns/pepsi14.html

C'mon, say with me: PEPSIMAN!!!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:57 pm

I've seen worse. I've seen fanfics that would burn out your brain from the inside.

Those are nothing compared to things like a "Dr. Thinker" fic.

Post by **Popcorn** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:05 pm

stupidaly :D

CE · Post by CE » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:39 pm

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:32 pm

There is worse. Oh, ho, ho, ho, there is worse.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:46 pm

There is worse. Oh, ho, ho, ho, there is worse.

Shall we show them? Or let them remain blisfully ignorant?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:08 pm

To do or not to do is not the question.
The question is what to do first. I was thinking some Buffy scat.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:35 pm

I'll ban every single one of you.

Oh, I will.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:29 am

Classic Pepsiman is my God.

NOW!

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:01 am

NO BUFFY FANFIC EVER.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:32 am

Buffy fanfics are funny. All the girls get naked and slurp each other while the guys are mysteriously always away fighting ebil monsters. Or jerking over it hiding behind the books in the library. Sometimes the demons help out, too. Why, it's like live-action hentai!

Live-action, in this case, being extremely subjective, considering it's a poorly-written wank fantasy only loosely based on a third-rate live-action "sci-fi" series. Nevermind, eh.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:40 am

Heh, those are like the Buffy fanfics I read, except the women are the ones mysteriously away.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:02 pm

*shudder*

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:18 pm

Wait a minute!! That means it's GAY SEX that's happening, with MEN-- in their ASSES.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:10 pm

You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:27 pm

...Urge...to post watersport loving Dawn... rising...
EDIT: Since I can't find it at the moment, I present... Pikachu and a bottle of ketchup.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/408656/1/

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:32 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:...Urge...to post watersport loving Dawn... rising...

liek omfg weres the klenex

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:57 pm

http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=19067
Whoamg bon4r.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:26 pm

Popcorn wrote:Wait a minute!! That means it's GAY SEX that's happening, with MEN-- in their ASSES.

Oh Popcorn, how did you get so smart and clever? I want to be just like you!

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:00 pm

j-man wrote:third-rate live-action "sci-fi" series.]

Bitch, Buffy owns your ass every day of the week. And it's like, fantasy/horror or whatever. That's what was wrong with season 4, they tried to mix too much science fiction into it with The Initiative, before that the closest you'd get to sci-fi would be self-contained villain of the week plots, like the internet demon thing or the Frankenstein-type monster. Having a heavy and rather bland sci-fi theme as the main focus for an entire season just didn't work. The Initiative was a nice enough idea, but should've been kept in the background and disposed of spectacularly. And Riley was a bitch.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:05 pm

Seasons 1-3 of Buffy are some of the greatest television there ever was. Seasons 4-5 were all right. 6-7 shouldn't have been made.

And stfu, Riley was better than a couple of fucking vampires for boyfriends. That girl has issues.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:56 pm

I hereby admit to say that Buffy, Season Five will forever rock my socks and nothing can change my mind. Considering what happens to Buffy in the end of Season Five (I remembe being stunned on my ass after seeing that scene for a good five minutes), I'm disappointed they even created two more seasons...even if I have a desire to see that Buffy musical epsiode.

And Riley...didn't he cheat on Buffy? At least Angel had the curtesy to break up with Buffy...
~Nep

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:02 pm

Five was decent, but the show was definitely on its way out. What with Riley and Dawn and Spike in love with Buffy (which I still WTF at) and AtS doing pretty well on its own, it didn't need to be anymore.

But then they made the SHIT that is season six and it made me sad. And seven, in which... um... I'm still not really sure what happened, but it was stupid.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:07 pm

While we're on the topic of television: I've never watched Buffy. So screw you all.

I love Futurama. <3 Futurama. It is a crime to humanity and known and unknown deities that Futurama is no longer on the air.

J.E.Smith · Post by **J.E.Smith** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:17 pm

Segaholic2 wrote: I love Futurama. <3 Futurama. It is a crime to humanity and known and unknown deities that Futurama is no longer on the air.

It's on Adult Swim every night ya know...