Oh my GAWD.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:28 pm

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Du ... h.html">My old fanfiction still exists on the internet.</a> CAN I NOT ESCAPE IT?!

I figured it's only fair, since NEO was posted some time back.

Please keep in mind I was, like, twelve. And really, really stupid. And twelve.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:35 pm

Self-insertion?!

Self-insertion?!!!

That's the greatest crime against humanity ANYONE can make.

Still, the grammar and punctiation are beautifully done for crappy self-insertion fanfiction done by a 12-year old girl who writes herself in as (I'm assuming) Knuckles' love interest.

Now for some amusing quotes.

"A Metal Knuckles?" Sally gasped.
"Damn him." Sonic said quietly.

Oh noes! A robot shaped like Knuckles instead of being shaped like a hawk or a boar or an electric eel! Surely the shape of the robot makes it super scawy!

"Sonic, tell Antoine to prepare the hovercraft for flight. We're
going to the Floating Island."

A hovercraft that flies? I think they call those "aeroplanes". ;)

Mandatory Sonic Heroes Insult:
You know, it's still better executed than the plot of "Sonic Heroes".

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:58 pm

Delphine's Fanfiction wrote:Knuckles tripped over a rock. <damn> he swore to himself. he pulled himself up, and looked at the rock. It was a large one. It was also glowing.
"What?" he said outloud.
"What?" the rock answered back.
"Holy shit!" Knuckles yelled.
"Holy shit!" The rock answered back. Suddenly Knuckles saw a purple cloud.

I stopped right there.

When will the R rated crossover with Sakura Lestat be finished?

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:10 pm

Better then the crappy Crash Bandicoot 1 adaptation I wrote when I was 12.
~Neo

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:41 pm

When I was 12, I was writing and drawing original comics featuring characters of my own design. So ha.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:30 am

When <I><B>I</B></I> was 12, I was writing FAQs. :\

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:11 am

My Sonic CD fic is the fucking shiznit. I should post it for ya'll.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:26 am

Zeta wrote:Self-insertion?!

Self-insertion?!!!

That's the greatest crime against humanity ANYONE can make.

I didn't know! I DIDN'T KNOW!! *sobs*

Zeta wrote:Still, the grammar and punctiation are beautifully done for crappy self-insertion fanfiction done by a 12-year old girl who writes herself in as (I'm assuming) Knuckles' love interest.

Was it that good? It's too painful for me to reread any of it.

Zeta wrote:Oh noes! A robot shaped like Knuckles instead of being shaped like a hawk or a boar or an electric eel! Surely the shape of the robot makes it super scawy!

It was all the rage, okay?

Zeta wrote:A hovercraft that flies? I think they call those "aeroplanes". ;)

You know, I think I didn't even know what a hovercraft WAS, just that other people were using them so I should, too.

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:26 pm

When I was twelve, I created the comic that is now earning me FAT STACKS OF MAD CASH.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:20 pm

I enjoyed this part here

"Forget it," Knuckles sighed. "Let's just....WHOA!" That's when
the two bots ambushed them, metal Sonic fighting Sonic and Metal Knuckles
fighting Knuckles."Forget it," Knuckles sighed. "Let's just....WHOA!"
That's when the two bots ambushed them, Metal Sonic fighting Sonic and
Metal Knuckles fighting Knuckles.
"In your face, you sorry excuse for a toaster!"

Good stuff, that. When I was twelve I was scribbling Sonic and what would eventually become the supporting cast of the comic I do now.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:05 pm

When I was twelve, I created the comic that is now earning me FAT STACKS OF MAD CASH.

I will lick your eyeball, you know I'll do it.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:41 am

When I was twelve, I was irritating the hell out of the lovely young girl I have had a crush on on and off for the past six years. I think she's forgiven me, though. She's also forgiven me for continuing to irritate her in various forms for the majority of our teenaged lives.

She's easily the single nicest person I have ever met.

Since I think she's Catholic, I'm considering calling up the Pope and trying to have her canonized. Only a saint could avoid wringing my neck after all that.

EDIT: Fixed a grammatical error.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:44 am

You don't have to inform us of all your editions in your edits.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:52 am

I also think Del's stories are on one of Jim Doe's old pages.

In fact, it's on a page he abandoned quite a few years ago.

But then, the Internet was created by the U.S. military in the hopes of having a computer network capable of surviving all out nuclear war, so indestructible fanfics should be an expected by product, I suppose.

EDIT: One hundredth post! Woot!

Boobies and Drano for all!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:56 pm

When I was 12 I was making my own Castlevania fanfict with a giantly-boobed vampire and some hobbo, both joining forces to escape a city full of ghouls and zombies.

And it got me 10 bucks on school, so I think it was alright...

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:33 pm

The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:I also think Del's stories are on one of Jim Doe's old pages.

Yeah, the one I linked to.

Post by **Esrever** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:48 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:
When I was twelve, I created the comic that is now earning me FAT STACKS OF MAD CASH.
I will lick your eyeball, you know I'll do it.

Fine, but I'm not paying for it this time.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:22 am

Delphine was just enjoying another normal day in Knothole (as if any day in Knothole is normal and she was actually enjoying it) when some strange things went underway . . .

That's a porno waiting to happen.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:58 pm

Damnit, I was going to say something like that. Bitch.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:26 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:You don't have to inform us of all your editions in your edits.

Yes I do, it's called "Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder", and if you make me mad you'll catch it and die. Horribly.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:30 pm

Delphine wrote:
The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:I also think Del's stories are on one of Jim Doe's old pages.
Yeah, the one I linked to.

You don't have to be sarcastic, you know. I have the Whip of Impertinence, so be warned. But even that fails in comparison to the might of the Magna-Cannon.

Don't make me get out the Magna-Cannon. 'Cause I'll do it.

And if you don't know what the Magna-Cannon is, then you aren't prepared to face it's wrath.

So there.

EDIT 1: Added the bit about the WoI.

EDIT 2: Forgot to explain my previous edit. Oops.

EDIT 3: Changed some of my wording in the first paragraph. God, I need help.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:04 pm

Man, you're worse than George Lucas.

aso · Post by **aso** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:20 pm

Don't feel too bad. It's better than posting three times in a row, each post explaining a different point of the same frigging thing.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:49 pm

That's true.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:04 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:Man, you're worse than George Lucas.

How dare you!

*T.S.S. runs off and cries.*

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Oh my GAWD.

Oh my GAWD.

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