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Cheap Suit! Cheap Suit!
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:53 pm
by Spazz
This isn't a joke, my dad got this in a fortune cookie recently:
<img src="upload/files/cheapsuit.jpg">
It seems the fortune cookie isn't the only thing that goes stale.
Anyone ever gotten something just as (or more) funny as this one?
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:07 pm
by Green Gibbon!
My sister told me to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune. It doesn't really work with that one, though.
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:18 pm
by Spazz
I used to do that, it was either "in bed" or "on the toilet."
Once I got this:
"<i>You are welcomed in any group gathering</i>" -in bed.
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:21 pm
by Zeta
Perhaps it means Spazz should go shopping for sexy lingerie? Or a saucy French maid's outfit?
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:25 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Usually, I stick between the sheets in there.
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:23 pm
by Bo
"In Bed" is the best game ever. Some of my friends and I went out for Chinese the other day. One got "In God we trust. All others must pay [in bed]" and "You will lead the community with your special skills [in bed]". I got "Your sense of humor will bring you success [in bed]".
One time I got "Our first love and last love is self love [in bed]".
Another good game is to say the name of a car model, and then replace the name of the make with the word "Anal". Ford Explorer, Ford Probe, and GMC Safari are all good ones.
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:59 am
by Spazz
Zeta wrote:Perhaps it means Spazz should go shopping for sexy lingerie? Or a saucy French maid's outfit?
Well, what guy hasn't wanted to try panties on?
...er–on their head, I mean, aheh. Uh, that's right..over their head..
Don't try to cheat on your boyfriend, Zeta. >_^
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:23 am
by Trog13
I got one that told me I have a future in home decorating. Then my next one said I could be an excellent gardener. It's like the cookies were accussing me of being gay.
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:30 am
by Green Gibbon!
My cookies keep promising me great wealth and lucrative opportunities, neither of which seems to have happened yet... Actually, though, I guess that's about right considering all fortune cookies are made in Texas. (That's true, read the labels.)
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:08 am
by j-man
My sister told me to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune. It doesn't really work with that one, though.
You're such a whore. I thought I invented that game.
"You will learn many new skills. Try them out soon
in bed."
Seriously.
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:06 am
by Light Speed
Everyone does the "in bed" thing I thought.
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:12 pm
by Kishi
I think so many fortunes lend themselves to it that everyone would eventually realize it independently.
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:25 pm
by Ash Holt
Light Speed wrote:Everyone does the "in bed" thing I thought.
I don't, because it's two blows to the face away from being retarded.
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:27 pm
by Zeta
"An angel with hands is more blessed than an angel with wings - IN BED!"
Er, I guess that works. Do angels give eachother handjobs?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:43 pm
by Protodude
Before people started making all those cutesy baby angel paintings, all angels were men, even in the bible.
At least, I think that's how it went......
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:44 pm
by Segaholic2
They do now. ¬_¬
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:08 pm
by Zeta
Ugh. Bad mental image of Matt Damon and Ben Aflick feeling eachother up on the set of Dogma.
I realize it problably actually happened. I just don't want to picture it.
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 6:56 pm
by Spazz
Heheh, one I just got; this was too funny to pass up:
<img src="
http://home.graffiti.net/spazzth:graffiti.net/fanny.jpg">
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:10 pm
by Zeta
OMG! In BED! :p
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:47 am
by j-man
It's funny and relevant because Zeta has mansecks.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:52 am
by Omni Hunter
I remember this game, I'd be careful of the fortune Spazz, just in case someone does try to bust your ass.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:37 pm
by Crazy Penguin
j-man wrote:It's funny and relevant because Zeta has mansecks.
You're British damnit Josh. You're supposed to register the word "fanny" as cunt, not ass.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:54 pm
by smiths32
People register "fanny" as "ass," how ironic...
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:45 pm
by j-man
I thought about it, but I decided to appeal to the masses.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:10 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Crazy Penguin wrote:j-man wrote:It's funny and relevant because Zeta has mansecks.
You're British damnit Josh. You're supposed to register the word "fanny" as cunt, not ass.
Busting your cunt.
That's catchy.
