The GHZ Forum

Notce:

I have gotten laid. After spending the past 11 years fantasizing about sex, I was worried that doing the real thing would be incredibly dissapointing and would never live up to my expectations.

Luckily, my fears were foolish.

That's right. I have a beau. I've been deflowered. I've lost my innocense. Today . . . I am a man.

Rawr.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming. I'd give you the details, but only Del would truly appreciate them.

But get this, my Mom shows up on my doorstep at 1:30 in the fucking morning. Just as we had finished, to "borrow milk". She got in her goddamn truck and knocked on my door at 1:30 in the morning to fucking CHECK on me, and my boyfriend was right there next to me, just looking at the situation like " what kind of woman does this?!"

I need to move away.

Far, far away. Living a block away from my sufforcating, obsessive mother is not enough. I figure moving to Canada outta throw her off my trail. Worst case scenerio, I leave for europe.

How 'bout that.

You know you like it.

Boyfriend? A few weeks ago, you were talking about having only held hands with a guy or girl. When did all of this happen?

1:30 in the morning? I would suggest closing your blinds or something.

You've probably already said this before I got here, but just out of curiousity, does your mother know that you're gay?

Change your locks, man.

Congratulation. With the way you're writing this, I ask, does your mom know you're gay or what? Well, whatever, probably not my business to ask. Congrats anyways. I think I'm officially the only virgin in this forum.
~Neo

Neo Yi wrote:Congratulation. With the way you're writing this, I ask, does your mom know you're gay or what? Well, whatever, probably not my business to ask. Congrats anyways. I think I'm officially the only virgin in this forum.
~Neo

Don't you remember the thread from a while ago? The majority of the board seemed to be virgins.

It's so funny how you guys openly profess your virginity.

Segata wrote:It's so funny how you guys openly profess your virginity.

Really is it, I mean we freely visit a forum based on a video game character... It's not like we have to hide behind a veil of machoismo... Anyway congratulations on having sex...

Don't you remember the thread from a while ago? The majority of the board seemed to be virgins.

Really? It seems when I read it, the majority have lost their virginity. Then again, my lack of good memory prevents me from remebering who lost who and who still has theirs. Such a problem in my life...
~Neo

Oh, is that where Pep was last night?

Forget it. Does Pep even come around here anymore?

And congrats to Zeta.

You live a block away from your mom? I don't get it.

Top or bottom?

Dangit! I was just telling Katherine that <I>someone</I> was going to ask that.

Damnit, <i>I</i> wanted to ask that!

Well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one who's curious as to who is doing the pillow biting in Zeta's relationship.

Boyfriend? A few weeks ago, you were talking about having only held hands with a guy or girl. When did all of this happen?

I met him in July. We've kept in touch constantly since then. E-mails, 3-2 hours a week of phone calls, about 6 visits. We finally got some time alone and just went for it (most of the previous meetings have been filled with a lot of shared glances and moronic giggling). And since we started making out at around early in the afternoon and didn't have anything planned, things just went on from there.

1:30 in the morning? I would suggest closing your blinds or something.

Thanfully, I did.

You've probably already said this before I got here, but just out of curiousity, does your mother know that you're gay?

I told her six years ago, but she's been in deep denial ever since, and she's never brought it up after the day I told her. She keeps on trying to set me up with every random girl I talk with for more than 3 seconds. She's one of those people who tries to act open-minded, but really isn't. For instance, she's always had a lot of gay friends, but she's apparently secretly disgusted by them.

You live a block away from your mom? I don't get it.

My stepfather owns an entire block of land up here in the mountains. I live just down the road from my Mom because as long as I'm here, rent's free.

Top or bottom?

Top, actually. He seems rather masculine in a crowd, but once I get him behind closed doors he turns all squishy and feme-ish. I wasn't planning on going so far in one night, actually, but he really stinks at foreplay. Plus, this has been building up for the past 4 months.

And it happened while watching an episode of MST3K. How fucking awesome is that?

Zeta wrote:And it happened while watching an episode of MST3K. How fucking awesome is that?

Oddly enough, I once wrote a slash scene that has never seen the light of day in which the two gentlemen involved get it on during an episode of MST3K.

MST3K brings gay men together.

I told her six years ago, but she's been in deep denial ever since, and she's never brought it up after the day I told her. She keeps on trying to set me up with every random girl I talk with for more than 3 seconds. She's one of those people who tries to act open-minded, but really isn't. For instance, she's always had a lot of gay friends, but she's apparently secretly disgusted by them.

That's kinda upsetting.
~Neo

Well, I'm sure seeing a feminine man clinging to your arm at 1:30 AM as you opened the door set her straight. Whoops. Well, you know what I mean.

Zeta wrote:I told her six years ago, but she's been in deep denial ever since, and she's never brought it up after the day I told her. She keeps on trying to set me up with every random girl I talk with for more than 3 seconds. She's one of those people who tries to act open-minded, but really isn't. For instance, she's always had a lot of gay friends, but she's apparently secretly disgusted by them.

So that would mean you were 14? I think I know the type of person you're talking about. Reminds me of a few people I know, actually.

So did she actually know about your boyfriend (or that he was over)? That would explain her "checking in".

So that would mean you were 14?

Si.

So did she actually know about your boyfriend (or that he was over)? That would explain her "checking in".

She knew he was over, but only as a friend. I still don't think she suspects anything, she's just been acting really smothering lately.

Green Gibbon! wrote:Oh, is that where Pep was last night?

You know, when NT mentioned that I came up in a recent conversation, I was really, really hoping that the conversation didn't involve anal sex. Seriously.

Yay for Zeta! Or, something like that.
Now, I have a book deal in the works, it's called, "You Just Got Anally Raped, Charlie Brown!" Any ideas?

Yay for Zeta! Or, something like that.
Now, I have a book deal in the works, it's called, "You Just Got Anally Raped, Charlie Brown!" Any ideas?

Pic of Charlie Brown and the Red hair girl doing the nasty.
~Neo