Morbid Curiosity

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:47 pm

So yeah - looking at this cultural train-wreck we call a messageboard, one question burns in my brain - how many of us have lost our virginity?

I'm still a virgin, but if some of you freaks of nature have somehow managed to fumble their way through the reproductive act - then there's hope for my own freaky self.

The only one I'm sure who has done the deed is Nate - and that's only because he apparently has people throwing themselves at him, or something. Or close enough, for this group.

Do I expect people to reply to this topic honestly?

No, but hopefully it will kill some time and be moderately entertaining.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:15 pm

Non-virgin here.

We should make it a rule that Popcorn's mum doesn't count - because if Popcorn's mum counts then you'd have to be fresh from the womb to be a virgin.

Zeta wrote:I'm still a virgin

As a homosexual male, what do you consider to be losing your virginity? Anal?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:17 pm

Yes, actually. But the farthest I've gotten is holding hands. It's a bitch having it 90% harder to find a date than the average person.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:25 pm

Zeta wrote:Yes, actually. But the farthest I've gotten is holding hands. It's a bitch having it 90% harder to find a date than the average person.

Holding hands is sweet, there really is no point in rushing things. Do you go to any "gay bars" or other gay hangouts or anything? How did you meet that guy you had a date with recently?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:27 pm

<a href="http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?image ... 3-08-22">I was waiting for the right time to post this.</a>
Just as a joke, of course.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:50 pm

Holding hands is sweet, there really is no point in rushing things.

I suppose. But I feel weird having never even been kissed by a girl or a guy at the ripe old age of 20.

Do you go to any "gay bars" or other gay hangouts or anything? How did you meet that guy you had a date with recently?

Actually, I met him online, heh. There are no gay hangouts or bars where I live, because I'm stuck in a backwater, Baptist, conservative, redneck town with a population of about 1,000. I want to move so badly.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:52 pm

Off-topic just for a sec: I've been wondering, where exactly do you live anyway?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:15 pm

Very rual area of southern North Carolina.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:44 pm

My first sexual encounter was when I'd just turned fifteen and my high school band, which I was a part of, took a trip to Tennessee to play the pregame show in a college bowl game. Since we were going to be there for nearly a week, we all got to stay in hotel rooms.

There were a lot of other high school bands staying there, too, and I'd just started talking to some girl one night and we ended up exchanging hand jobs in the swimming pool bathroom on the last day of the trip.

My first time involving intercourse was with my first "real" girlfriend, about a year after that incident. It was the first time for both of us. I don't remember too much about the first time, except that it was in her room and her parents were downstairs so we were trying to be quiet.

The funny thing is, she was supposedly a very uptight Catholic girl and yet she wanted to do it after something like three weeks into the relationship with actually very little push from my end. I still think the only reason we stayed together as long as we did wasn't because we actually liked each other; rather, we went out for a year basically for the companionship ... and the fucking.

And then there's my current girlfriend who I couldn't be happier with.

Of course, having a cock that's so huge it coils helps, too.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:20 pm

To elaborate further on the town in which I currently reside - the center of life up here is Wal*Mart, there are more churches than there are schools or independant businesses, and everyone is excited because we've got a new "Lowe's" opening in town - which will supposedly add enough jobs to solve all our problems.

And say, Grant - is that you in your own avatar?

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:22 pm

Zeta wrote:And say, Grant - is that you in your own avatar?

It makes his posts read better, especially if you imagine a rich London accent.

Post by **Esrever** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:50 pm

I'm not going to say anything about myself... I'll just wait for the snide comment from Pep or Pop.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:02 pm

*coughJohnFUCKINGLennoncough*

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:11 am

Hah. No, I'm still a virgin. I'm Christian, so I'm waiting for the wedding night.

BlazeHedgehog · Post by **BlazeHedgehog** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:23 am

The concept of wether I have my virginity or not is fuzzy. I've only had one girlfriend, but we were both really quite horny and the moment we'd be alone we were all over each other.

Suppose I'm still a virgin, though. Had a handjob and a couple of blowjobs, but I never got "release", so to speak. Too nervous, I guess. My Girlfriend certainly had fun, though (according to her, I was one of two guys she had been with that could bring her off in only a couple of minutes - I still wonder if she was saying that just to make me feel confident. Then again, I wonder that whenever somebody says something good about me).

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:55 am

Zeta wrote:And say, Grant - is that you in your own avatar?

I'm back to the John Lennon avatar as you can see, but that was me in my previous avatar, which can be seen here

Post by **Popcorn** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:12 am

Oh yeah, the woman is a strange foreign country to me. I've had a couple of girls ask me out, but I've said no to all of them (but only in nice, subtle ways). Actually, the most recent girl to express interest in me was absolutely the cutest thing of all time, and it took me about six months to work up the courage to say no to her (on account of her also being fucking creepy insane).

Esrever's about as far away from being a virgin you can be without actually being a prostitute. And even then, I have my suspicions.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:18 am

I'm back to the John Lennon avatar as you can see, but that was me in my previous avatar, which can be seen here

You do look quite a bit like Lennon, so I wasn't sure if it was two pictures of the same person (either Lennon or you) or two pictures of different people.

Actually, the most recent girl to express interest in me was absolutely the cutest thing of all time, and it took me about six months to work up the courage to say no to her (on account of her also being fucking creepy insane).

Amy Rose?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:54 am

Virgin- and just waiting the right time (and girl).

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:20 pm

Jesus, I guess I've slept with more women simultaneously than most have you have in total. I feel dirty.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:35 pm

Eh.. I'm a virgin. Could careless really.

No, I'm serious.

I nack my weasel every once in awhile. The sex part can wait. Hmm.. Then again, I would like a blowjob every once in awhile. That would be nice.

Post by **Popcorn** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:48 pm

Amy Rose?

She drew fuckin' pictures of me, man.

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:28 pm

Hey, I've drawn pictures of ladies to break the ice before. It's not that creepy! What were you doing in the pictures, screwing a rhino?

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:32 pm

Yup, still a virgin.

Being mentally androgynous, I'd rather seek out a romantic relationship than just plain old intercourse.

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:35 pm

I'm still a virgin. Gasp.

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