would anyone here play sonic heroes2?

shadowman · Post by **shadowman** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:07 pm

i would, just to see if they made it just as bad as the first one.

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:27 pm

Yes. And yes, I hated the first Sonic Heroes, it was the worst Sonic game I have yet experienced and an utter, heartwrenching dissapointment. But I'd get the sequel, because it's Sonic.

Barely.

aso · Post by **aso** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:53 pm

I dunno. Haven't played all of the first just yet!

Gotta say, though: who would the villain be? My money's on Eggrobo, come back to kick ass.

shadowman · Post by **shadowman** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:57 pm

nah, they might bring back metal sonic to kick a little ass.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:05 pm

If it had nekkid boobies I'd play it.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:21 pm

Yes.

Because I'm a fucking moron, that's why. No matter how obviously shitty it is I'll buy it, play it, and then whine about how shitty it was even though I paid money to play it.

God, what a moron...

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:34 pm

They'll probably make the rest of the Sonic games just like sonic heroes (I mean, not with the team action, but with the rubbery characters and stupidly kiddy appearance). But yeah, I'd play it. Because I'm a gullible loser, and will buy every single Sonic game that is ever produced. Until my interest in Sonic goes, that is.

It won't happen, but I hope they make the rest of the games closer to SA2B and SADX. They weren't childish. Oops, I'm going off-topic now. *shuts up*

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:44 pm

But it'd be okay if it had nekkid boobies.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:50 pm

You know damn well you'd buy it, play it, and bitch about it regardless of nekkid boobies.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:54 pm

Oh, with the nekkid boobies! Do you ever think of ANYTHING besides nekkid boobies, Sega games, and more nekkid boobies?

Oh, I forgot. DRAWING nekkid boobies.

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:13 pm

I doubt they'd have nekkid boobies, unless you want to look at one of the female sonic character's bodies.

Oh right. You just want a woman's nekkid boobies to pop up randomly.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:21 pm

Is there no love for the running gags?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:46 pm

Not an ounce.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:57 pm

Only if:

1) They made each individual team with a unique set of moves.

2) Or if the team system was reworked so that it's interchangable duos ala KC an' SAdv 3.

3) And if the stages actually make fucking sense, look graphically decent, and are not made up of small raceways impossibly suspended several thousand feet in the air.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:17 pm

4) It had nekkid boobies.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:27 pm

Nude breasts do not raise the quality of a crap game not even by a smidge. If that was the case then BMX XXX would be embraced by millions. XP

aso · Post by **aso** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:35 pm

Technically, BMX XXX didn't even have naked breasts. They were all censored, weren't they?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:37 pm

I think there were codes so you could see the uncensored pixelated nekkid boobs.

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:47 pm

Yes I would play it with or without nekkid boobies. They just really have to go back and rework their entire design philosophy. I might wait a while longer before buying it though.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:04 pm

Only the PS2 version of BMX was censored.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:37 pm

If I hear good things about it, then yes....or if I'm massively bored that I'll be desperate to play crappy games which I did with Sonic Heroes.
~Neo

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:44 pm

And if it has nekkid boobies.

ban ME · Post by **ban ME** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:27 pm

I've just had a stroke of genius. Someone should produce a game called "nekkid boobies" where perfectly rendered breasts of all varieties would be available for fondling. The goal would be to fondle the breasts until the women orgasm. As the game progresses, it would become increasingly difficult to make the women succumb to the inevitable sexual, paroxysmal excitement. It would all culminate in a final boss fight versus Delphine - an object of such unimaginable mass would obviously be difficult to properly stimulate (I apologize Del, it's just that it's so easy). A peripheral could be created that would allow the user to fondle a pair of realistic, inflatable breasts that could simulate the type of breast on screen. Also, a "create nekkid boobies" mode could be added. Critics like that kind of stuff for some reason.

Man, I could be so rich...

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:11 am

I'm a bitch to the Sonic series, so yeah.. I'll play anything with the Sonic license attached to it.. even if it sucks major ass.

shadowman · Post by **shadowman** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:09 pm

but you'll just be wasting your money.