Hilarious/Stupid Video Game Related News Story

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:49 pm

http://www.canada.com/windsor/windsorst ... b1d7efcd5c

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:56 pm

That is funny. Especially since at no point at all in Prince of Persia did you ever acquire a gun. You are in Arabia long before gunpowder was ever invented.

WhoopA · Post by **WhoopA** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:05 pm

Hunh. Can't come up with a suitable witty comeback that combines my dry, sarcastic sense of humor with a succinct observation of how humanity is being driven to the grave by moms that can't go anywhere without holding the hands of their children.

And by children, I mean thirty year old males.

Jaden · Post by **Jaden** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:33 pm

Fuck what kind of pussies are raised up in Windsor... No wonder the kid was scared he's not even allowed a butter knife... This reminds me of that whole fuss about Married with Children...

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:04 am

What I don't get is why can't kids just be raised well enough by the parents that do all the bitching so that this shit doesn't happen. Maybe if that mom put half as much time into explaining to her kid that it is just a fictional picture than she did bitching to the bus their wouldn't be a problem. Fuck people.

Post by **Popcorn** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:40 am

When I was a little kid, I read some book about the tiny little toy American Indian guy that came to life. For weeks I used lie in bed scared fucking shitless that all my toys and figurines would come to life and grow into full-sized people, and they'd kick my ass for manipulating them all the time for my own sick entertainment. The book was a fuckin' kid's book about how wonderful it'd be if your toys came to life and you'd have such fun with them. The Indian wasn't even a bad guy, he was the main kid's friend. I can't remember the name of the book, but, y'know, kids are fucking morons and they tend to get over stuff.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:59 am

The Indian In The Cupboard. A harrowing tale of nightmarish playthings exacting their terrible revenge on unsuspecting youngsters. Aye, I know that tome all too well.

Post by **Popcorn** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:12 am

Yeah, that was what it was called! Did it actually have nightmarish playthings exacting revenge? I have this faint memory of returning to it years ago and finding it contained not even a hint of ill will in any of its characters. Or was it some cack movie adaptation I saw? I can't remember...

Rlan · Post by **Rlan** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:41 am

Look out he's coming for you!!1!

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:29 am

"Come to http://www.impawards.com for one of the web's largest galleries of movie posters"?

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:46 pm

A gun? A gun?! Excuse me while I go laugh...
~Neo

aso · Post by **aso** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:42 pm

A gun? What the hell?

Funny, though. My three year old sister has seen images 'scarier' than that (see anything Silent Hill related) and she thinks some of it's kind of funny.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:10 pm

Hah. She should be thankful it isn't the other way around. Her son could always have REALLY REALLY liked the picture of the sweaty, shirtless, man.