Clash of Titans

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:49 pm

I canÃ‚Â´t make a poll, so here it comes:
WhoÃ‚Â´s more badass? Perfect Chaos (Chaos), The Finalhazard (Biolizard), or Metal Sonic (from Sonic Heroes)?

Note:Resident Evil is called Biohazard in Japan.
BIOlizard-finalHAZARD.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:50 pm

Mr. T. Obviously.

type02 · Post by **type02** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:13 pm

well duh, who else would it be?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:45 pm

Metal Overlord sucks. Metal Sonic must be pretty dumb to throw away his only real advantage - speed, in favor of becoming a slow-moving, giant target.

BioLizard is a half-baked, unfinished experiment who can't do much more than regenerate and teleport.

Chaos is a fucking god.

But Batman could defeat every one of them if you gave him 30 minutes to prepare.

Irgo - Batman is the best.

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:59 pm

Perfect Chaos (Chaos),
The Finalhazard (Biolizard),
Metal Sonic (from Sonic Heroes)?

Amy Rose...duh

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:05 pm

You're right. She's more terrifying than all of the others put together.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:29 pm

Zeta wrote:But Batman could defeat every one of them if you gave him 30 minutes to prepare.

Irgo - Batman is the best.

It's been a long time since I've seen a "Batman prep-time" joke on the internet.

Clearly, I haven't been spending enough time on it lately.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:11 am

Would he use anti-Chaos spray? That would be awesome, in a camp, 60's sort of way.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:26 am

Where's the donkey?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:32 am

FinalLIZARD... well, I'll ignore that pun, since it's STUPID. They're 4 RE in existance, each with it's own boss, so mention one LAST boss it's just hilarious.

But, Nemesis would kick the ass of everybody. Why??? Simple: It's the only boss that take A WHOLE GAME to beat (2:30 hours). Although they're also Mr. X and Birkin, Mr. X is an old experiment, so he couldn't beat Nemesis (plus, we see several Mr. T dead in the last room). Birkin??? He's just a giant blob... although, now that I think about it, it's the only boss who the players, actually, NEVER beat (SPOILER the bastard kills himself after activating the self-destruct of the train and, well, exploding along with the train itself END OF SPOILER)... but, nah... Nemesis would beat it with his rocket launcher.

And Batman... he, he couldn't even beat PARALLAX nor Superman (he broke his arm when punching him... check the issues were Jason Todd "dies"), so I say he doesn't has a fat chance in hell.

Ergo: Nemesis is the BEST. Deal with it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:19 pm

Would he use anti-Chaos spray? That would be awesome, in a camp, 60's sort of way.

Don't be stupid. He'd use BAT-Anti Chaos spray.

Actually, since this is Batman we're talking about, he'd problably reprogram Metal Overlord using the schematics he stole from Eggman's files, and turn it into a giant laser cannon by using the power of the discarded Chaos Emeralds - and blast the shit out of Chaos and BioLizard.

'Course, that's only if he's fighting all three at once.

Actually, one good Batarang to BioLizard's goofy wiring would take him out. He's done it to Bane enough times.

Bosses on life-support? Not that scary.

And Batman... he, he couldn't even beat PARALLAX nor Superman (he broke his arm when punching him... check the issues were Jason Todd "dies"), so I say he doesn't has a fat chance in hell.

Dude - the Dark Knight Returns.

Batman fucking KILLS superman.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:58 pm

Not to mention he has his facts wrong. Batman never broke his arm when he punched Superman in "A Death in the Family"; he merely bruised his knuckles.

Superman is Batman's bitch and everyone knows it.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:29 pm

I don't get it though. Superman's only weakness is some green rocks from his planet. Batman's weaknesses include just about anything, be it a plunge from a cliff, or a mauling from a grizzly, or a really, really hard kick in the nuts, or a comedy piano suspended from a rope. Batman is just a guy, so why does he kick so much ass? Superman could, like, melt him with his eyes and shit.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:33 pm

I think it's his badass-ness that makes him a considerable hero. Although, he wasn't always like that, I really don't get it either.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:27 pm

Well, you know, Batman's "superpower" is his ability as a detective and a creative strategist.

And, of course, brains always beat brawn. At least, that's what the core superhero comics reading audience (re: le nerd) eats up. Myself being one, as well.

Post by **Esrever** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:06 pm

And it's not just that Batman has superior strategy... Superman has almost none. I mean, if bullets bounced off of you, would YOU ever learn how to avoid gunfire? Probably not. You'd also get pretty cocky about the ability of a normal wussy human to even scratch you. So, even though Supe is extremely powerful, he's not very versatile or adaptable. He relies entirely on using his powers to beat the crap out of his enemies... as soon as something takes his powers away, he's useless.

Superman could vaporize Batman if he caught Batman by surprise, but if Batman knew Superman was coming Batman would always win. (In my mind, the best Batman/Superman fight ever is the one in The Dark Knight Returns.)

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:13 pm

This has probably been answered numerous times but, why does Batman wear a cape?

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:37 pm

Didn't all superheroes wear capes at the time Batman came about?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:55 pm

Spazz wrote:This has probably been answered numerous times but, why does Batman wear a cape?

-Artistic reasons. His cape makes it look as if he has wings, making him appear more bat-like. Also, it just looks fucking cool.

-Practical reasons. It allows for easier hiding in shadows.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:15 pm

He's just a big queen.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:36 pm

Of bats.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:48 pm

Bah. I don't care what every comic or everybody else says. If Batman and Superman really got into a fight:

Superman flies a mile into the sky.
Superman plummets straight down onto Batman at speeds in excess of Mach 5.
Batman is paste.
...Profit.

Post by **Esrever** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:13 pm

But neither Superman nor Batman would ever actually kill someone, meaning... no lethal force from either party. That makes a big differnce.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:36 pm

How do you stop Superman without killing him? Batman couldn't turn the sun a different color and using Kryptonite would kill Superman.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:50 pm

People, the Batman included, have used small doses of Kryptonite on Superman and he hasn't died. It just weakens him.