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The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:17 pm
by Pepperidge
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7385949.stm
Getting Australia sorted out one freaky animal at a time. I think that with this knowledge, we can rest a little easier and take the time to better understand ourselves.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:35 pm
by Shadow Hog
in b4 furries
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:42 pm
by Zeta
Does this mean we can start mass-producing platypuses? Because I think the world could use more of them.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:14 pm
by Green Gibbon!
I'd buy one.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:31 pm
by Oompa Star
Australia has the best animals on earth.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:54 pm
by Green Gibbon!
All except for wombats. They have no distinguishing features to speak of and they don't do anything interesting. They're just wombats. Who decided they should be on the same continent as tasmanian devils and death adders and wallabies and shit?
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:43 pm
by Malchik
Has anyone of you been stun by one of those bastards. It's like bee but a hundred times worse.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:47 am
by UCHU
Manatees are cooler than platypuses.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:38 am
by P.P.A.
Wow, scientists sure a bored people.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:56 am
by Cuckooguy
You're bored enough to post on an internet message board, aren't you?
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:53 am
by P.P.A.
Cuckooguy wrote:You're bored enough to post on an internet message board, aren't you?
Good point.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:35 pm
by Locit
I've always assumed scientists were some of the least bored people on the planet, what with all the discovering and such.
Except for geologists. That shit be tedious, yo.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:37 pm
by Hulkshmash
This ruins everything that ever was awesome about platypuss...
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Other than, of course,
this song.
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:32 pm
by Isuka
It's obvious that the true intentions behind this weird-fauna-genome-deciphering thing is to give people the ability to lay eggs. Or some crazy shit like that.
In other words, ditto Hog.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:30 pm
by gr4yJ4Y
I never knew the echidna layed eggs.
So if there was a female echidna in the Sonic series, it could have a Yoshi-like ability and throw eggs, right?
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:21 am
by P.P.A.
gr4yJ4Y wrote:I never knew the echidna layed eggs.
So if there was a female echidna in the Sonic series, it could have a Yoshi-like ability and throw eggs, right?
Tikal shitting eggs? No, thanks.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:07 pm
by DackAttac
Hey, she could have been wearing a skirt for a reason. Let's just leave it at that.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:31 pm
by K2J
I've always thought choosing an echidna as the last descendant of an ancient civilization was due to its near-unique reproduction process: Knuckles' egg could have been laid thousands of years prior, and in slowed animation until the present. Just my two cents.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:39 am
by THEbigLANDMAN
lol I can't decidewhich if funnier, platypus, just learned the word, or Ornitorinc, in my language and I am sure I laughed the first time I heard it (whenever it was)
And... I didn't need so much disturbing information about equidnas today...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echidna
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:23 pm
by gr4yJ4Y
I'm surprised there's nothing about Knuckles written in that Wikipedia article.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:22 pm
by Ritz
I'd heard about echidnas having four-headed penises before, but I wasn't aware that they only used two heads at a time, or that they were interchangable. But how does that work? From what I recall of the one time I saw a picture of one, the two heads at the opposite ends were jutting out to the side at an angle, giving the thing an appearance not unlike a four-fingered hand.
Basically, it didn't look very pliable. So, does it run on a complex series of fleshy ball joints, or was I looking at a really screwy echidna dick? Or mabye the thing I saw wasn't an echidna dick at all! It could've just as easily been the paw of a dog with it's toes severed. This intrigues me to no end.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:56 pm
by Delphine
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:05 pm
by DackAttac
gr4yJ4Y wrote:I'm surprised there's nothing about Knuckles written in that Wikipedia article.
I'm sure some member of the embarrassingly thorough Sonic Wiki troupe probably tried to shoehorn it in before the general audience responded with a "fuck no".
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:40 pm
by Zeta
I had nightmares about echidna cock thanks to this topic.
Re: The platypus genome has been cracked
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:31 am
by CM August
There was a humorous Knuckles picture concerning this very subject, but I'll spare you the potential trauma.