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Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:42 am
by Locit
I'm not telling you what it is until you click the link.
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/ ... 3220080422

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:33 am
by Zeta
Oh Africa, you truly are the ass-crack of the world.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:06 am
by Yami CJMErl
Holy crap, I almost got in trouble for laughing too loudly when I saw the article. (in the school library, lulz)

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:32 am
by Sniffnoy

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:13 pm
by Locit
Nope. Mine's better.

Also, there are sorcerers!

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:49 pm
by Isuka
Buttocks crack... phallic theft and/ or shrinking perpetrated by sorcerers... it's a pretty difficult choice.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:06 pm
by Hulkshmash
Just when I thought it was safe to go outside...

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:14 pm
by RocketPunch
Well, that's going on my "things to do when I become a sorcerer" list.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:17 pm
by Ritz
This whole endeavor was a smashing success! Here's what I did with them all.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:15 pm
by RocketPunch
You ought to be shot without trial.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:09 pm
by j-man
That was so bad I had to look at it twice to fully understand how terrible it was. I sincerely hope you go to hell.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:13 pm
by j-man
Seriously, I've gone and thought about it, and I have to reiterate. Fuck you. Fuck whoever made that shit, but fuck you for showing it to me.

Oh my Gosh, man. Maybe it's just that "5-in-the-morning" feeling, but man. Fuck you.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:16 pm
by DackAttac
At least you learned your lesson the first time. I went through about 13 of those comics before getting too nauseated to continue.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:02 pm
by Malchik
I got to comic seven...and felt to dumb too continue. Sadly I'll probably find my way back there.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:09 am
by G.Silver
I really like this one. I don't know if it's a gag about video game curative items or an optimistic view to the future of medicine (I hope it's the latter).

http://electricretard.com/0017.html

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:26 am
by Shadow Hog
Sorry, but after seeing Ritz's link and getting seriously grossed out, I'm not clicking yours.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:39 am
by G.Silver
I don't think any of them are quite as bad as the one Ritz linked, especially in terms of that special kind of horror where you grab your penis protectively at the sight of it, but yeah, ok.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:26 am
by Isuka
I disagree.
But hey, I've seen worse shit than this. Barring this and the one Ritz posted, most of them are kinda funny in some racist/ perverted/ nutty way or another.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:30 am
by Furaru
That comic was horrible. To think that people would find such horror funny is beyond me.

I can't believe that this thread that started to hilarious turned so bad so fast.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:59 am
by Isuka
Welcome to The GHZ!

God, I can't believe I actually said it ^^ .

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:26 pm
by j-man
I fucking hate the internet.

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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:38 pm
by Xyton
Isuka wrote:Welcome to The GHZ!

God, I can't believe I actually said it ^^ .
Iono, man. I've been lurking here for years; I don't recall things going this far over the line....

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:58 pm
by Ritz
Well, there was that time where me and Baba O'Riley had that furry porn-off, and I totally outclassed him and he left the forum in shame. I was really proud of myself, but then I realized that no one else was as excited about my pyrrhic victory as I was, and things were pretty awkward for a while afterwards.

Either way, you're all just jealous because I look too damn fabulous in this mask.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:22 pm
by Furaru
A furry porn-off you say?

Outclassed him you say?

I'm not sure how that's possible to outclass someone with porn.

Re: Best News Headline. Ever.

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:39 pm
by Ritz
It's simple, really; you take turns posting the most hideous images you can find until someone folds. It's kind of like those cartoons where one guy pulls out a gun, and another guy whips out a bigger gun, and so on until one of them is forced to give up because the weapon in question is too large for them to withdraw from hammerspace.