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The greatest online RPG ever made. Ever.
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:54 pm
by Delphine
<a href="http://kingdomofloathing.com">The Kingdom Of Loathing</a>. If the title itself doesn't draw you in, the stick-figure graphics and blindingly horrendous puns will. Its greatness is undefinable and cannot be described, only experienced.
My three characters are Auguris, Delphine, and Alyson. Feel free to <strike>send me stuff</strike> say hi.
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:36 am
by Isambard
I am the disco bandit!
Shaaake it! Shaaake it!
Shake your groove thang
Shake your groove thang
Yea yea!
Disco bandit Stayin' Alives YOU for 3 damage!
*giggles maniacally and falls off the edge of the Earth, never to be heard from again*
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:19 pm
by Delphine
See? Told you. Greatest. Thing. Ever.
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:27 pm
by -wyvern
Be innovative
Shoot lightning bolts from your arse
Wow, that really works?
Yep, I'm hooked.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:42 pm
by Delphine
Hey, if any of y'all are still playing KOL, I started a clan -- the "Happy Fun Time" clan. More members = good.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:06 pm
by plasticwingsband
I just created a character, but my computer is being ultra-laggy right now.
I guess I'll start playing tomorrow.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:10 pm
by Locit
I am now a dough acolyte, and have equipped my ravioli hat. Life is good.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:14 pm
by Delphine
*g* Should I bump this thread once a month in an effort to get more people to play?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:24 pm
by Locit
Oui.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:43 am
by j-man
I'll join. Maybe this is just the tonic I need to get that awful Kings Of Chaos nonsense out of my system.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:46 pm
by Neo Yi
I used to go there a lot, I haven't done so in a while...I should go back there.
~Neo
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:59 pm
by WhoopA
Okay, I'll bite.
My Sauceror is level 2 so I can't join any clans yet. Thankfully, all I neeed is one more point of Mysticality.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:32 pm
by j-man
j01n3d.
I'm Jimmy Funk, level one Disco Bandit. Come beat me up!
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 4:33 pm
by Light Speed
I will, but I'm kind of lazy right now. Maybe on the next bump. Sounds quite entertaining.
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:30 am
by WhoopA
Damn you, Delph. Damn you to hell. Why did you get me addicted?
Necroposters anonymous bump =)
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:16 pm
by Delphine
Because I want to SPREAD THE LOVE.
Also, this one is okay to bump. If anyone locks it I will unlock it, and if anyone deletes is I will post a new topic about it. FOREVER.
Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:41 am
by j-man
I second that motion.
As far as I can without mod powers, anyway.
Jimmy Funk
Level 11
Boogie Brigand
Awwww yeah. Hey, thanks for adding me into your clan, Del. I'll throw you a bone sometime.
Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 5:18 pm
by Delphine
Well, I recognized you. It's not, like, an exclusive club, or anything. It's just itty bitty.
Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:07 pm
by Zeta
I am Kameran, the Lv 8 (or was it 9?) Turtle Tamer. Or as I am known to my bretheren - "Dances with Terrapins". I am in turtles, and the turtles are in me. Together we fight for the almighty Genbu - for great turtle justice!
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:12 pm
by Brazillian Cara
Kowabanga!!
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:23 am
by WhoopA
j-man: How'd you get to Level 11 so fast? I'm only a Level 8 Oreganoccultist here.
Fear the wrath of my Saucegeyser, by the way - it takes off 50HP a shot.
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:03 am
by -wyvern
Unluckily for me, I picked a seal clubber, which it now seems is the most underpowered class. Oh well, it's just a game.
Oh, and one way to go up in levels rapidly is to buy underpriced items from the mall of loathing, and then sell them in the inventory screen. You'll soon have enough money to buy all the strongness potions in the universe, or whatever you need to climb those levels.
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:57 pm
by Delphine
WhoopA: Join a clan. Such as the "Happy Fun Time" clan. Then you can use the gym!
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:40 pm
by j-man
Gyms are for sellouts (and drunks, a category which I usually fit into quite nicely). I level up by questin' for stock for my Mall store. Quest = items collected + exp = money from teh mall + levelling up = TEH WIN. So there.
Jimmy Funk
Level 13
Jive Pillager
Muscle: 83 (85)
Mysticality: 77 (76)
Moxie: 156 (149)
HP: 150 / 150
MP: 147 / 147
Meat: 1511929
Fun times :)
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:33 pm
by Delphine
Oh yeah? >D
<i>Auguris
Lvl. 13
Jive Pillager
Mus: 170 (150)
Mys:170 (150)
Mox: 178 (150)
Drunk: 21
HP: 151/151
MP: 158/158
Meat: 1119671</i>
And while I'm showing off my KOL penis:
<i>You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have proven yourself literate.
You have found the Untinkerer's screwdriver.
You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
You have unlocked 16 tattoos.
You have unlocked 7 trophies.
You have helped defend the Gourd.
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.
You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
You have slain the Boss Bat.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
You have planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.
You have taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
You have cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
You have slain the King of Cobb's Knob.
You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.
You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
You have helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao.
You have undefiled the Cyrpt.
You have made your way to the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.
You have found the Hole in the Sky.
You have spent 100 Adventures protesting the slaughter of the Knott Yetis.
You have contributed 1646688 Meat to the Council's War fund.</i>