How kinky are you?
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:29 pm
<insert Popcorn's mom joke here>
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:14 pm
464. I'm kinkier than you!
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:26 pm
191. Sure, I love cock just as much as anyone else, but I can't picture myself swallowing.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:32 pm
233. Hm.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:58 pm
Perfect score, here.
I didn't get a 73 or anything.
I didn't get a 73 or anything.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:17 pm
Haaa, Gibbon's vanilla!
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:42 pm
316. Which is pretty good, considering that I'm a virgin. Thus, for any question other than the masturbation ones, I had to answer "No, but I'd like to".
Mind you, I didn't agree to everything . . . but another year of no sex, and I problably will settle for ANYTHING. Even maybe doing it with a girl!
*shudders*
Mind you, I didn't agree to everything . . . but another year of no sex, and I problably will settle for ANYTHING. Even maybe doing it with a girl!
*shudders*
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:05 pm
I only got 206, since I'm also a virgin and I just answered "No" for anything about the ass... That just isn't a sexy hole for me... Zeta if you try for pussy I bet it wouldn't that hard, most chicks go for gay guys...
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:23 pm
I've never been able to figure that one out. I'm considering pretending to be gay, but I'm worried they'll all scatter when I put my arm around one and say: "Y'know, I'm not really gay."Zeta if you try for pussy I bet it wouldn't that hard, most chicks go for gay guys...
Asses are for sitting and shitting. And that's it.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:54 pm
250 for me.
I'm just fine with that. Not too conservative, not too screwy.
I'm just fine with that. Not too conservative, not too screwy.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:55 pm
Hey just even having some "standard gay traits" help... I mean I just listen and remember what they said has helped a lot... Chicks didn't even talk to me before but now ones I take the time to talk to actually talkto me back... But you also need some"fuckable traits" I mean I'm chunky and hairy and that just doesn't get you far unless they are into "bears", which even I think is wrong...
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:30 am
Because we gay men are not consantly thinking of how to get into a girl's panties, our minds are usually functioning enough around women to remember what they say and see them as people. That's why chicks dig gay guys. It's that we can NOT think about fucking them and actually appreciate them for who they are.Green Gibbon! wrote:
I've never been able to figure that one out. I'm considering pretending to be gay, but I'm worried they'll all scatter when I put my arm around one and say: "Y'know, I'm not really gay."
It's actually not because we can be fem sometimes ourselves.
So unless you learn to control your sexual urges, most chicks won't feel comfortable around you if you pretend to be gay. You can act gay on the surface, but in your own head, you'll be thinking up strategies to pass off a grope as a friendly hug, thus defeating the entire purpose.
Of course, things are much simpler with two guys. Both of your brains are clouded with sex. Thus, any important information exchanged is going to be concise enough so that you can both readily process it through the cloud of hormones.
But there is a downside, of course. Even though it's easy enough to get along with other gays, the trouble becomes FINDING other gays. In certain communities, it's like looking for a kitten in a cave of vicious bears - if it's in there, it's going to be VERY VERY quiet.
So I wouldn't reccomend posing as gay just to pick up chicks. More than likely, they'll end up setting you up with their other gay friends. And the next thing you know - you're full of wang.
Of course, it's always funny to see the opposite happen. A closeted/gay guy in denial go out with a straight woman. It's tragically funny. In my Highschool, the captain of the football team, I'm not kinding - was a total fairy. He had a lisp, he pranced around, limp wrist, interest in fashion. He made Charmy look like Stallone.
Because he was the captain of the football team, he of course - dated the head cheerleader (female). They were the two most popular kids in school. Their dates consisted of him doing her hair and her wardrobe while they gossiped. They were the homecoming King and Queen (when actually, it should have been Queen and Queen).
Of course, since he was the captain of the football team, no one believed me. It was obvious to me and the unpopular kids in school. But the "in-crowd" was either stupid, sheltered, or in deep denial.
I was like "Dudes! He's painting her fucking toenails! There's something not right here." and they were all like "Not uh! You're nuts! He's just really, really considerate."
I bet they're married now, sadly. 10 years from now, they're going to be in quite the pickle.
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:37 am
Well, I mean, what else are they good for?It's that we can NOT think about fucking them
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:24 am
348 here. I was hoping to get higher, but I guess to do that I'd have to shove a cucumber up my ass and while pretending to be a vampire.
And NO, Popcorn, I'm not going to. ;)
And NO, Popcorn, I'm not going to. ;)
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:53 am
What? Don't tell me these pictures have been Photoshopped?!Esrever wrote:348 here. I was hoping to get higher, but I guess to do that I'd have to shove a cucumber up my ass and while pretending to be a vampire.
And NO, Popcorn, I'm not going to. ;)
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:51 pm
No no no, Gibs, but that was a zuccini and I was supposed to be a helldemon.
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:57 am
70. I wish I was joking.
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:43 am
Hmmm...well considering i haven't done any of those things and am still a virgin i still got 75. I need to lighten up more and live a little. True - but if there were any cute girls around then i'm sure the score would be higher.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:48 am
335
Kinkier than most, beeyatch. *W*
Kinkier than most, beeyatch. *W*
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:29 am
Hmm... only 221. How disapointing.
I understand what you're saying, but I find that really, really hilarious for some reason.But there is a downside, of course. Even though it's easy enough to get along with other gays, the trouble becomes FINDING other gays. In certain communities, it's like looking for a kitten in a cave of vicious bears - if it's in there, it's going to be VERY VERY quiet.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:16 am
0 kinkiness...of course...i'm 11, anything higher than 0 would make me creepy and pevertive...
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:59 am
Is pervertive a word? I know you typed pevertive, but I think you were going for pervertive.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:46 am
Yeah...but embarassingly enough my actual score is 5Light Speed wrote:Is pervertive a word? I know you typed pevertive, but I think you were going for pervertive.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:47 pm
How is that embarassing? Being 11 doesn't make you asexual.J.C.14 wrote:Yeah...but embarassingly enough my actual score is 5Light Speed wrote:Is pervertive a word? I know you typed pevertive, but I think you were going for pervertive.