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Predictions for 2007
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:11 pm
by cjmcray
-Sonic & The Secret Rings will be the first Sonic game in quite a while to get rave reviews, due to the Wii functionality. Unfortunately, weeks prior, Sonic Team, having looked at all the negative reviews for Sonic2k6, says 'fuck it' and announces sequels to Heroes and Shadow.
-Spider-Man 3 will be #1 in the box-office, but get beaten out by Pirates the week after. Critics will point out that the fight scenes are poorly done, since GG2, Black Spidey and Venom are all black, and fight at night.
-The Simpsons Movie will be a showcase of everything wrong with the series as of now.
-The PSP will drop in price to $150, and a smaller model will be released around Christmas.
-The Transformers movie will be another Bay-tastrophe.
Re: Predictions for 2007
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:37 pm
by j-man
cjmcray wrote: -The Transformers movie will be another Bay-tastrophe.
- You will die a terrible, terrible death.
Sorry for the late edit. Forgot the crucial verb.
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:11 pm
by Rolken
Sonic and the Secret Rings Plus for 360. You heard it here first.
Correct me if wrong, but isn't the "wii functionality" mostly just using the wiimote as a giant control stick? At least as far as the main game goes.
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:25 pm
by Ngangbius
Don't you mean Sonic and the Secret Rings Plus for the PS3 seeing that the 360 lacks a motion sensitive controller?
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:37 pm
by Zeta
No. He's saying that they could just make the Wii controls into controlstick controls, because the way the game works the motion sensative controls are just one big control stick.
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:00 pm
by Heroic One
Anything happy?
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:25 pm
by M.C.Dillinger
The South rises again
It is revealed that China haves their own metal gear project
kittens become the dominant to the species of the Earth and World Of Warcraft destroys their civilization
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:55 pm
by Arcade
Sonic will appear in a Nintendo game.
Someone is going to post scans of a Sonic “Asian comicâ€￾ and make us once more fell that the Occident version of Sonic is just screwed.
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:16 pm
by jenkins
Greenland melts, but since the first areas to be hit are the Northeast, pollution continues anyway.
Well, no, but this has been the shittiest winter on record for us New Englanders.
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:23 am
by Heroic One
No kidding. Not that I'm complaining, I hate shoveling.
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:15 pm
by Delphine
It's going to start snowing in February and keep on until July.
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:38 pm
by jenkins
Meh, I'll take it. Seniors don't have to make up snow days, so...
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:00 pm
by Light Speed
I thought global warming caused massive snowstorms trapping beautiful people in a library in New York with wolves for some reason. So it must not be global warming screwing New England.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:06 am
by Locit
Delphine wrote:It's going to start snowing in February and keep on until July.
Second'd. Also, Sonic Next will be released on the PS3 to exactly the same reactions it received upon its 360 release. Exactly.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:51 am
by One Classy Bloke
After another winter of no snow, it then proceeds to snow during fucking April.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:06 am
by NEG
Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (for 360 and PS3) will be announced, released in time for easter 2008. It'll be the best 3D sonic game ever.
unless its not, obviously.

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:00 am
by Isambard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vZwz6PhQLE
This will hopefully become a hit series in the states.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:50 pm
by jenkins
Light Speed wrote:I thought global warming caused massive snowstorms trapping beautiful people in a library in New York with wolves for some reason. So it must not be global warming screwing New England.
Indeed, it's just El Nino again, which occurs more frequently and powerfully now due to global warming.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:57 pm
by One Classy Bloke
On the subject of which, Tekkon Kinkreet is gonna be awesome, and will be considered one of the best movies of the year.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:31 am
by Majestic Joey
I think this years going to have some awesome fighting games. for instance, virtual fighter 5, guilty gear xx accent core and supposedly a new street fighter game (and movie...) are coming out.
Anyways I predict I'm going to lose tons of money betting against my friends.
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:31 am
by Opa-Opa
This is one of the best things I've seen in my entire life. Where do they hide these things???
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:36 am
by Brazillian Cara
In Japan, obviously. I've yet to see one of these shows passing "uncut" on western television.
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:28 am
by Zeta
Holy crap, there's clips from a "Black and White" anime mixed in there. I loved Black and White! I didn't know it was ever animated.
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:57 am
by Delphine
This is what happens in a country where the porn is censored.
...perhaps we should start censoring our porn.
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:20 pm
by Majestic Joey
That video was morally wrong but for all the right reasons.
I got to go to Japan someday...