In an alternate universe,

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:00 am

today is June 31, and tickets to GHZ: The Movie are already sold out worldwide as it becomes the most financially successful motion picture in all of history in a matter of hours. Terror reigns the streets as weeping mothers raise their screaming children in sacrificial attempts to gain entrance to the picture. Soon, theaters lie mostly in shambles from mobs that have overrun and commandeered them in their frenzied passion for the film, displaying it on every screen and trampling one another for seats, climbing over one another when there are no more, and generally mutilating one another as they follow along with the Gibbon disco dance scene.

Masked cultists hoist upon a pointed stick the head of Robert Ebert, who had minutely criticized Camel Spider's decision to shoot every scene from a worm's-eye perspective, for all to see and learn humility.

Numerous special effects awards, many of them created specifically for this event, are given to the movie for the amazing lighting effects on Popcorn's mom's clitoris.

bcdcdude · Post by **bcdcdude** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:01 pm

You mean there's a better film then Gigli?!?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:54 pm

Alternate universe? Didn't that actually happen?

Sadly, due to a loophole in the legal documentation, the production firm has harvested every red cent of the revenue generated by the picture. I get absolutely nothing.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:18 pm

Speaking of alternate universes I was watching my sister shake a pot upside down trying to get the 2 day old macaroni to fall out into the garbage can. None fell out, then she turned it back over to see and I just thought it would be freaking hilarious if it all fell up right into her face at that moment. I was sitting at the table laughing and she had no idea why. After I explained this to her she thought I was a moron. I thought I'd share that since this seems to be a thread about random crap.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:20 pm

You're nuts.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:26 pm

How... how old is your sister?

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:21 pm

Are you that desperate, Gibbon?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:34 pm

Did you have to ask?

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:40 pm

Poor Gibbon, going after people's sisters when fourteen year old boys are getting hot 23-year old teacher action.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 8:13 am

I am asking if his sister is hot! This is information that would be relevant to me whether or not I was involved in a licentious relationship with any of my instructors!