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The Burger King in: ROYAL RAPE 360

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:19 pm
by Segaholic2
So Burger King is releasing three video games for the Xbox and Xbox 360 starting in the middle of November. The games will cost only $4 each with a combo meal, which is not very expensive at all!

Two of the games will feature online play over Xbox Live. One is a bumper-car type game that supports up to 4 players, while the other looks like a cart-racer clone that supports up to 8 players. But who cares, because these two don't look too interesting when compared to the third game.

The official title for the last game is <i>Sneak King</i>, which is quite a fantastic pun. However, <i>Royal Rape</i> would be far more appropriate as the premise of the game says "players can step into the King's royal shoes and use cunning stealth to sneak up behind unsuspecting people and bestow them with a delicious meal." HELL YEAH.

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I know what my most anticipated game for November 19th is.

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:16 pm
by FlashTHD
Just when i'm starting to get sick of their ads, they do something incredibly awesome. Now let's see an owned McDonalds and Subway put out exasperated press releases in response trying to paint BK as a sheperd for making america lazier and fatter.

Anybody know who's developing these? (edit: Nevermind, it's a bunch of no-name license whores called Blitz Games)

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:39 pm
by Locit
God, look at his hands. They are taught with the anticipation of grabbing that woman inappropriately and then forcing himself upon her. I can only pray the environments for "meal delivery" are as varied as they were in the commercials. I hope there is at least one where you sneak into someone's bedroom in the dead of night and wait for them to wake up to your smiling, plastic face.

Burger King literally just gauranteed I will give them $8 come Nov. 19.

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:52 am
by Senbei
I seem to recall Jay Leno running that guy over in his car. And here I thought the man had done us a community service. What a fool I was!

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:51 am
by Neo Yi
I'm still getting over the shock that these games are actually real.

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:53 pm
by Zaranth
Neo Yi wrote:I'm still getting over the shock that these games are actually real.
You and me both.

WTF?

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:15 pm
by Spazz
I hope KID VID is a secret character.

Also, funny how these are being released on the same day as the Wii.

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:28 am
by Omni Hunter
I can imagine the puns, "Would you like a mouthful of my Whopper, with extra cheese?!", "Oh look, you have sauce all over your face."

I'll stop there.

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:56 am
by Grant
Just one more for you, Omni. "Aw, look at you, getting your sesame seed all over my buns."

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:47 pm
by jenkins

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:07 am
by SegaSonic
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:53 pm
by Ngangbius
IGN posted a trailer for Sneak King.

http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/858/ ... ids_1.html

Oh my God...this looks awesome!

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:04 pm
by Locit
HELL. YES.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:12 pm
by Arcade
Yes, too bad we wont get that game here, Burger king died here ages ago...

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:19 pm
by Spazz
Okay, so having played all three, I've gotta say that Sneak King is pretty lenghty and fun for a $4 game (although kinda repetitive), but I think PocketBike Racer delivers the most here. I'd even say it's one of the better racing games out right now. It's not stingy on boosts, all sorts of neat weapons, and it even has a Fantasy Ranch track (Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch land).
As for Big Bumpin', it's pretty fun as well once you get the hang of it, it's just driving a bumper car around in several wacky types of games.

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:43 pm
by MegaKitsune
I HATE IGN VIDEOS.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5fcS3Myjv_0 <Gameplay vid
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnh-6d2oi1k < Trailer

Now can we PLEASE get a Pepsiman 2? PEPSI-MAAAAAN!

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:49 pm
by Heroic One
Quite possibly the single greatest idea I have ever heard in my existance.