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Uwe Boll fights
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:50 am
by Opa-Opa
Sooo... did anyone else see the something awful guy getting the shit beat out of him by Earth's worst director?
This video
Now I respect Mr. Uwe Boll. He fights well and directs poorly.
And he owes me one and a half hours and a couple of dollars. House of the Dead sucked, so did Alone in the Dark. With the great direction Sega is taking I really wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a Sonic movie. That would be swell.
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:11 am
by Plorpus III
Lowtax! Noooo!
He shoulda barfed on Ewe like he was planning.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:23 am
by Anon
If I'm not mistaken, Uwe Boll was a boxer before he went into directing. The boxing invitation was for everyone who was talking trash about his movies to "put up or shut up". Obviously the poor sod in there didn't do his research.
That still doesn't make his movies any less suck, but it's still amusing to watch.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:44 am
by Grant
The first physical boxing match to represent shitty filmmaking versus shitty 'comedy.'
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:57 pm
by Baba O'Reily
I find Something Awful to be amusing when they aren't pushing their book on me.
And it wasn't a match. It was an ass-whooping.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:04 pm
by Ngangbius
I want to see Uwe Boll fight Seanbaby since the latter is actually a martial artist.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:27 pm
by Delphine
Baba O'Reily wrote:I find Something Awful to be amusing when they aren't pushing their book on me.
You're the right age for it.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:31 pm
by MegaKitsune
Well, Uwe Boll makes shitty movies, and Lowtax is a furry hater, so it's kind of a hollow victory. Kinda like watching Hitler versus Hussein.
Well iI guess I'm more loyal to furry than I am to cinema, so I guess I'm glad Uwe won, but if it's true about what was said then Uwe's a dirty fighter who shouldn't be lauded with my praise.
Oh well, if someone can kick Uwe's ass then all will be well in the world.
This kinda ruins my fantasy of punching him if I ever saw him on the street, though...
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:35 pm
by Segaholic2
MegaKitsune wrote:Well, Uwe Boll makes shitty movies, and Lowtax is a furry hater, so it's kind of a hollow victory.
It's okay, I hate furries too.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:36 pm
by Double-S-
I love furry haters.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:37 pm
by MegaKitsune
Well as a furry, I am not a furry hater.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:42 pm
by Plorpus III
Fucking furries.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:27 pm
by Grant
Segaholic2 wrote:I hate furries
Double-S- wrote:I love furry haters.
You have a weird way of showing your brother affection.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:38 pm
by Double-S-
Hey, I wrote that when MegaKitsune's unedited post was the last thing I saw on the page.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:23 pm
by DarkPrime
MegaKitsune wrote:Kinda like watching Hitler versus Hussein.
Yeah, this is exactly like it.
BTW, here is Lowtax's after fight interview. It sheds some light on what really happened.
http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/lowtaxlive.asf
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:08 pm
by Baba O'Reily
Delphine wrote:Baba O'Reily wrote:I find Something Awful to be amusing when they aren't pushing their book on me.
You're the right age for it.
ZING
Wait, were you attacking me or Something Awful?
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:53 pm
by Delphine
Yes.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:00 pm
by Baba O'Reily
YOUR VAGUE RESPONSE BOTH INFURIATES AND EXCITES ME
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:10 pm
by Brazillian Cara
I say we settle this... with a boxing match.
*LAFF TRACK*