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No more low-slung pants for you, Gibbon!

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:09 pm
by Delphine
<a href="http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0504/146598.html">At least, not if Shepherd has his way</a>.

<i>[Rep. Derrick Shepherd] wants to make it illegal for people to wear low-slung pants that expose underwear - or more.</i>

Yep, the stupid is EVERYWHERE.

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:35 pm
by Popcorn
Personally I find exposed underwear deeply traumatising.

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:37 pm
by Popcorn
If Shepherd does get his bill passed, violators of the proposed law would have to perform three eight-hour days of community service at a fire department
It sounds like a very erotic law.

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:37 pm
by plasticwingsband
A Louisiana state representative wants to make it illegal for people to wear low-slung pants that expose underwear
All the more reason not to wear them.

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:03 pm
by Jaden
Hey isn't this the same state wear no-one really cares if you get drunk off your ass and then flash hundreds of equally people while getting beads for it... Something doesn't add up...

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
by Spazz
Sure it does. Show your boobies, get cheaply made strings with plastic things strung on them, and yes, this is that exact state. yay

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:21 pm
by Segata
People piss me off.

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:24 pm
by Delphine
Popcorn wrote:Personally I find exposed underwear deeply traumatising.
WE MUST THINK OF TEH <strike>CHILDREN</strike>POPCORN!

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:55 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Bah, it'll never get passed. Nobody in this state would be able to wake up in the morning without the thought of my drop dead sexy ass hanging out my pants.

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:47 pm
by -wyvern
Waking up without thinking about your voluptuous rear end is easy. The alternative is not waking up at all due to internal heamhoraging caused by nervous shock.

...please don't kill me.

...not with your arse, at any rate.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 11:08 pm
by J.C.14
Green Gibbon! wrote:Bah, it'll never get passed. Nobody in this state would be able to wake up in the morning without the thought of my drop dead sexy ass hanging out my pants.
Yeah, also my underwear is usually exposed anyway, but i'm in California

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:45 am
by Delphine
Ew. Children should not have exposed ANYthing.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:56 am
by Green Gibbon!
Delphine wrote:Ew. Children should not have exposed ANYthing.
Silver would like to argue that point with you.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 3:31 pm
by Spazz
Why does it seem like all little kids are trying to be Puff Daddy? Do they actually think they look cool with flashy shorts with 100+ pockets?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:15 pm
by Slave of Spazz
I think today's kids are somewhat wrong in the head. Something to do with their genes maybe?

I agree, Master. Why would anyone want to be like Puff Daddy, why would anyone want to look like a banana cheesecake? These questions are left unanswered, but for how long?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:19 pm
by Spazz
I have a slave? W...T...F?!?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:21 pm
by Slave of Spazz
Don't sound so surpised, Master. I am here to tend to your every whim -Bows-

I also happen to enjoy the Sonic games. Sonic is fun, don't you think?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:37 pm
by J.C.14
Spazz wrote:Why does it seem like all little kids are trying to be Puff Daddy? Do they actually think they look cool with flashy shorts with 100+ pockets?
Who cares about Puff Daddy, I'm sometimes just lazy and my underwear sticks out

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:39 pm
by Segata
J.C.14 wrote:
Spazz wrote:Why does it seem like all little kids are trying to be Puff Daddy? Do they actually think they look cool with flashy shorts with 100+ pockets?
Who cares about Puff Daddy, I'm sometimes just lazy and my underwear sticks out
Too lazy to buy fitting pants? There is something very wrong with kids these days.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:41 pm
by Delphine
The first sign that you're old is looking at kids and going, buh? What's wrong with kids these days?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:42 pm
by Light Speed
Haha, you're old!

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:46 pm
by Segata
Delphine wrote:The first sign that you're old is looking at kids and going, buh? What's wrong with kids these days?
You know, I've been thinking that to myself often since elementary school.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:44 pm
by Spazz
I've actually already been telling "Back in my day..." stories.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 8:03 pm
by Zeta
Segata wrote:
Delphine wrote:The first sign that you're old is looking at kids and going, buh? What's wrong with kids these days?
You know, I've been thinking that to myself often since elementary school.
Ditto. You know how little kids always want to emulate adults by pretending to do chores and dreaming of growing up? I was that kid in the corner saying "Dude! We have our whole lives to work. Work sucks, you just don't realize it yet. Do something else."

People have called me "Old at Heart". I've been kvetching since I was 4.