The GHZ Forum

From: chaosangelzero@yahoo.com.ar

I was banned from The GHZ forum. I only want you to
tell me why.

That's all.

Zarathustra.

Guess what, he sent me this exact same e-mail eleven times, in case I didn't pay attention to the first ten.

EDIT: Best response in this thread gets e-mailed back to him.

I'm not sending Ted Kazcinski to your house to rape and kill everybody you've ever loved before your very eyes. I only want you to tell me why.

That's all.

Segaholic2

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

There. Eleven replies to eleven e-mails.

Segaholic2

Because I'm just coming out of a serious relationship, and I'm not ready to have my heart broken again.

I have to say that I have not the patience to completely review all posts by Zara, and may not be qualified for this, but:

Why? because your words have drained me of my soul and alienated me from all that is dear. You have been a plague upon us all, and for the good of the human race you have been banished before you sow the seeds of destruction that will cause our down fall.

And you act like a jerk, that is why.

Segaholic2

'Banned.'

Because we have unanimously decided you are just too gosh-darn awesome for the GHZ, and would have better luck at some other Sonic forum where they can truly appreciate your qualities. You asshat.
-Segaholic2

Because it's the closest thing I can legally do to shooting you in the face.

Oh my God! YOU CAN TALK!

Your banishment has occurred for many reasons, mainly for being a Annoyance and eyesore for others. Your excommunication has been done for the greater good of the ghz community and we hoped you learned a valuable lesson of not being a douchbag.

Segaholic2

Ahem.

"*giggle* You're so cute! *headpat*"

Maybe that's really only funny to me.

It's funny if you imagine 'Holic saying it.

*Sigh*
I'm not going to lie to you...

-Segaholic2

Segaholic2 wrote:

Zarathustra wrote:furRitz -> Ignore

Done.

Banned for rule breaking amongst other things, including being a tremendous faggot.

and maybe

Green Gibbon! wrote:Likewise, do not un-ignore a user only to re-ignore him and create an additional message to let everyone know that you went through this process.

In Zara's defense, s/he did not un-ignore a user only to re-ignore and let everyone know s/he went through this process (though announcing to everyone that you've ignored someone is still quite redundant).

In Zara's offense, "amongst other things, including being a tremendous faggot" does hold true.

When you are banned from the forum can you not see anything or can you see it all and just not post?

Oh, I just thought of another one that only I probably find funny.

'I'm sorry, we don't like black people.'

That one might even start a fun racism reputation. You'll also probably get 11 more emails saying he isn't black, assuming he isn't.

Oh, whoops! I didn't mean to *ban* you! Hm, I suppose I'll unban you then...

...nah.

"Jesus wanted to make fun of you."

Light Speed wrote:When you are banned from the forum can you not see anything or can you see it all and just not post?

I'm pretty sure you can see it but can't post.

Uh-oh.

<b>Subject: Warning</b>

Give me a reason not to hack your fucking sites.

Zarathustra

Guess I'd better pick a reply and send it fast. Too many good choices in this thread, though.

"We were overwhelmed by your Rod of Destiny."

Oh, and then link him to this (Clearly not worksafe).

"Because your mom didn't swallow."

Because it is quite clear that red bicycles are totally faster than blue bicycles.

Because I like puppies, and you are not a puppy. :/

We're looking for sailors! You don't qualify.