Friendly advise for board members.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:50 am
GG!: You really should give "Samurai Champloo" another try. I admit at first, it may seem cloyingly hip, but over the course of the series, Watanabe Shinichiro's flair for character-driven epics comes through in classic "Cowboy Bebop" fashion. And besides, Aaron McGruder likes the show, and if you don't, that makes you a whitey.
Del: You grow weary of the igrnorance, immaturity, and stupidity of the world as a whole, but try as you might, you cannot change it in one fell swoop. To change the world, you must first change yourself. In short, eat more bran.
Grant: You have occassionally made references to using cannabis, which is sometimes called "The Gateway Drug". This means that, at some point in your life, you must get stoned in St. Louis, "The Gateway to the Midwest". Unless you actually have real spending money, in which case forget all that and go to Amsterdam, you'll save on legal fees.
j-man: Do another song for us. Or do a shoot for "Playgirl". Or better yet, both.
Caffee: It's okay, we understand, you don't have to keep overcompensating. We'll still like you if you A.) have small privates; B.) are a closeted homosexual; C.) are a closeted bisexual; D.) are actually a woman, in some way, shape, or form (read as applicable).
Baba: Apply for Social Security Disability, making sure to list "Furry" as your handicap. To back this up, make sure to include a sampling of your "collection". This way you can just kick back, relax, and wait for the cuts to health care to screw you over (always a good way to spend an afternoon).
Zeta: Write a slashfic involving Ritchie from "Static Shock" and the gay D.C.A.U. character of your choice. Then send it to Warner Brothers. Watch the hilarity ensue!
Doc: ...Nah, I'm not that cruel.
Me: Track down some random person who's crossed you at some point. Once cornered, strip then naked and pack them in a shipping crate postmarked to Guam. Then make off with their porn.
Fin.
Del: You grow weary of the igrnorance, immaturity, and stupidity of the world as a whole, but try as you might, you cannot change it in one fell swoop. To change the world, you must first change yourself. In short, eat more bran.
Grant: You have occassionally made references to using cannabis, which is sometimes called "The Gateway Drug". This means that, at some point in your life, you must get stoned in St. Louis, "The Gateway to the Midwest". Unless you actually have real spending money, in which case forget all that and go to Amsterdam, you'll save on legal fees.
j-man: Do another song for us. Or do a shoot for "Playgirl". Or better yet, both.
Caffee: It's okay, we understand, you don't have to keep overcompensating. We'll still like you if you A.) have small privates; B.) are a closeted homosexual; C.) are a closeted bisexual; D.) are actually a woman, in some way, shape, or form (read as applicable).
Baba: Apply for Social Security Disability, making sure to list "Furry" as your handicap. To back this up, make sure to include a sampling of your "collection". This way you can just kick back, relax, and wait for the cuts to health care to screw you over (always a good way to spend an afternoon).
Zeta: Write a slashfic involving Ritchie from "Static Shock" and the gay D.C.A.U. character of your choice. Then send it to Warner Brothers. Watch the hilarity ensue!
Doc: ...Nah, I'm not that cruel.
Me: Track down some random person who's crossed you at some point. Once cornered, strip then naked and pack them in a shipping crate postmarked to Guam. Then make off with their porn.
Fin.