Friendly advise for board members.
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Friendly advise for board members.
GG!: You really should give "Samurai Champloo" another try. I admit at first, it may seem cloyingly hip, but over the course of the series, Watanabe Shinichiro's flair for character-driven epics comes through in classic "Cowboy Bebop" fashion. And besides, Aaron McGruder likes the show, and if you don't, that makes you a whitey.
Del: You grow weary of the igrnorance, immaturity, and stupidity of the world as a whole, but try as you might, you cannot change it in one fell swoop. To change the world, you must first change yourself. In short, eat more bran.
Grant: You have occassionally made references to using cannabis, which is sometimes called "The Gateway Drug". This means that, at some point in your life, you must get stoned in St. Louis, "The Gateway to the Midwest". Unless you actually have real spending money, in which case forget all that and go to Amsterdam, you'll save on legal fees.
j-man: Do another song for us. Or do a shoot for "Playgirl". Or better yet, both.
Caffee: It's okay, we understand, you don't have to keep overcompensating. We'll still like you if you A.) have small privates; B.) are a closeted homosexual; C.) are a closeted bisexual; D.) are actually a woman, in some way, shape, or form (read as applicable).
Baba: Apply for Social Security Disability, making sure to list "Furry" as your handicap. To back this up, make sure to include a sampling of your "collection". This way you can just kick back, relax, and wait for the cuts to health care to screw you over (always a good way to spend an afternoon).
Zeta: Write a slashfic involving Ritchie from "Static Shock" and the gay D.C.A.U. character of your choice. Then send it to Warner Brothers. Watch the hilarity ensue!
Doc: ...Nah, I'm not that cruel.
Me: Track down some random person who's crossed you at some point. Once cornered, strip then naked and pack them in a shipping crate postmarked to Guam. Then make off with their porn.
Fin.
Del: You grow weary of the igrnorance, immaturity, and stupidity of the world as a whole, but try as you might, you cannot change it in one fell swoop. To change the world, you must first change yourself. In short, eat more bran.
Grant: You have occassionally made references to using cannabis, which is sometimes called "The Gateway Drug". This means that, at some point in your life, you must get stoned in St. Louis, "The Gateway to the Midwest". Unless you actually have real spending money, in which case forget all that and go to Amsterdam, you'll save on legal fees.
j-man: Do another song for us. Or do a shoot for "Playgirl". Or better yet, both.
Caffee: It's okay, we understand, you don't have to keep overcompensating. We'll still like you if you A.) have small privates; B.) are a closeted homosexual; C.) are a closeted bisexual; D.) are actually a woman, in some way, shape, or form (read as applicable).
Baba: Apply for Social Security Disability, making sure to list "Furry" as your handicap. To back this up, make sure to include a sampling of your "collection". This way you can just kick back, relax, and wait for the cuts to health care to screw you over (always a good way to spend an afternoon).
Zeta: Write a slashfic involving Ritchie from "Static Shock" and the gay D.C.A.U. character of your choice. Then send it to Warner Brothers. Watch the hilarity ensue!
Doc: ...Nah, I'm not that cruel.
Me: Track down some random person who's crossed you at some point. Once cornered, strip then naked and pack them in a shipping crate postmarked to Guam. Then make off with their porn.
Fin.
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Re: Friendly advise for board members.
Fixed.The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:Me: Shut up.
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... Jesus, you have guts.Caffee: It's okay, we understand, you don't have to keep overcompensating. We'll still like you if you A.) have small privates; B.) are a closeted homosexual; C.) are a closeted bisexual; D.) are actually a woman, in some way, shape, or form (read as applicable).
As far as I know, Baba already stated he isn't really a furry... he just makes use of furry porn's potencial for shock. And pretty much suceeds.Baba: Apply for Social Security Disability, making sure to list "Furry" as your handicap. To back this up, make sure to include a sampling of your "collection". This way you can just kick back, relax, and wait for the cuts to health care to screw you over (always a good way to spend an afternoon).
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Re: Friendly advise for board members.
Perfect.Light Speed wrote:Fixed.The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:Me: Shut up.
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Re: Friendly advice for board members.
Actually, I've given up on the self-loathing, cause even I got fed up with it.
And I knew I was spelling "advice" wrong.
And I knew I was spelling "advice" wrong.
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The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:Caffee: It's okay, we understand, you don't have to keep overcompensating. We'll still like you if you A.) have small privates; B.) are a closeted homosexual; C.) are a closeted bisexual; D.) are actually a woman, in some way, shape, or form (read as applicable).
Sigmund Freud (General Introduction to Psychoanalysis) wrote:A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.
It was a shotgun actually, which is a smooth bore weapon. It doesn't have rifling. As for "standing around" if you mean "I fired about fifteen 12-gauge shells and hundreds of .22 Magnum and .22 Long Rifle rounds and the only pictures I have are in between firing, though I do have video clips of me actually shooting" then you would be correct.Kishi wrote:Yeah, if you get Caffee mad, he just might break out his rifle and stand around with it in a field.
It was a good try though. I mean your sentence was at least coherent.
And here is some real "friendly advice for board members:" Watch 24.