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Monster Garage is the most awesome show about cars ever

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:15 pm
by chriscaffee
Awesome, though I have better.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:21 am
by Dash
So like.... America. Fuck yeah. :FUS:

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:38 am
by Kishi
When your penis is so small that no gun or car alone can completely compensate for it, the answer is clear: mount a gun on top of the car.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:30 am
by chriscaffee
I believe that was an SUV.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:44 am
by Kishi

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:58 pm
by chriscaffee
Main Entry: assault rifle
Function: noun
: any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles designed for military use with large capacity magazines
According to Merriam-Webster the BAR, M14, G3, M60, M82, M79, Milkor Mk 1, PSG-1, VP-70, MP5, P90, Thompson, Dragunov, Uzi, MP40, UMP, M240, M249 and XM25 are all assault rifles.

If you want to know the true defintions of technical terms one should consult the manufacturers or those who work with the equipment, not a language dictionary.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:42 pm
by j-man
An SUV is still a car.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:58 pm
by Locit
chriscaffee wrote:According to Merriam-Webster the BAR, M14, G3, M60, M82, M79, Milkor Mk 1, PSG-1, VP-70, MP5, P90, Thompson, Dragunov, Uzi, MP40, UMP, M240, M249 and XM25 are all assault rifles.
I have been living a lie.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:40 pm
by chriscaffee
I don't consider SUVs a car anymore then I consider a riding lawn mower a car. Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people, but I think there is a little more to it then that. I'd submit that if you talked to people that design, build and manage the companies of cars, you would probably find that they don't consider anything with four wheels and a motor a car. Maybe I'm wrong, but I find that dictionaries are generally inadequate when defining man-made products, especially when those products are within a family and have varying models, designs and purposes. Or maybe I should just start calling semi trucks cars. I don't know.
I have been living a lie.
Automatic Rifle, Battle Rifle, Battle Rifle, General Purpose Machine Gun, Anti-Material Rifle, Grenade Launcher, Grenade Launcher, Sniper Rifle, Pistol, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Dedicated Marksman Rifle, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Light Machine Gun/Squad Automatic Weapon, General Purpose Machine Gun, and Grenade Launcher, though, again, according to Merriam-Webster all "assault rifles."

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:36 pm
by Delphine
chriscaffee wrote:Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people
Can an American president be a car?

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:59 pm
by Baba O'Reily
That depends. Is Jake E. Lee a real person, or just a figment of Ozzy's imagination?

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:29 pm
by chriscaffee
Delphine wrote:
chriscaffee wrote:Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people
Can an American president be a car?
Be nice; I'm tired.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:02 pm
by VGJustice
Delphine wrote:Can an American president be a car?
I'd drive a Bush.

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:04 pm
by Delphine
*snicker*

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:22 pm
by Baba O'Reily
chriscaffee wrote:
Delphine wrote:
chriscaffee wrote:Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people
Can an American president be a car?
Be nice
lol