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From the Sonic Museum:

"Telstar: Kamikaze star bots that just hover in place until Sonic approaches, at which point they fly towards the hog and explode, sending a spike flying from each of their five hands. Like Bomb, they can't be destroyed, only avoided"

Actually, technically speaking, the Telstars *can* be destroyed. There's one or two around Metropolis that get close enough for Sonic to bump into them. It only works if you're invincible but if he touches the Telstar it will explode and release an animal.

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I'm sure Gibbon will get right on that.

Yeah, it's right there on his To Do List just under pouring hot lava on his penis and right above playing Shadow the Hedgehog sober.

And right above "lava on penis" is playing Shadow while drunk?

No, playing Shadow drunk comes just after getting his car keys out of Popcorn's mom's vagina. And while he's at it, the car. And it's quite a hike from the clitoris to the fallopian tube, mind you.

Ritz wrote:And while he's at it, the car.

That was hilarious. Oh and since this topic is pretty much of course anyway, FUCK FINALS. GOD DAMNIT!

Man, I wish my physics book was written in English and not crazy moon language.

Yeah, I also say finals can go get fucked.

I've done it without being invincible.

I'm talking about Telstars, by the way, not Popcorn's mom.

My Telstar can beat your Telstar. And then call in reinforcements to do unspeakable things to it while it's out cold.

PSXPhile...that is still a goddamn awesome avatar...