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It's my birthday, today, and something strange has occured.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:30 am
by Baba O'Reily
I just realized how much each and everyone in the GHZ secretly hates and loathes me for my wastes of space that I like to call my posts. How can I get you all to like me?
I'm a very nice person, and I play guitar, making me like a bazillion times more attractive than I would be normally! Plus, I have a hollowbody now, so it makes me cool and unique!
In addition, I like the exclamation point!! It's my favorite punctuation! In fact, if I could, I would outlaw the use of normal periods and question marks and use only exclamation points!!!!!!!!! Doesn't that make me funny and random!!!!!!!!
Also I like fanfiction and I'm a very supportive and nice person! It's a circle jerk of love!
Plus, I love Sonic! You love Sonic! We should love each other, like a nice e-community, or an e-family! You all are like my brothers and sisters!
So really! I just want to be a better forum member! You all were new and stupid once, please help!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:31 am
by CM August
I approve of this parody. Happy birthday.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:34 am
by Baba O'Reily
CM August wrote:I approve of this parody. Happy birthday.
Why, thank you! I accept gifts in the form of boobies.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:37 am
by Omni Hunter
:boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies:
Happy birthday meastro, how old are you now anyway?
I guess I don't hate you, I hate the fact that the ocean stops me from having a jam session with you.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:40 am
by Baba O'Reily
Omni Hunter wrote::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies:
Happy birthday meastro, how old are you now anyway?
I guess I don't hate you, I hate the fact that the ocean stops me from having a jam session with you.
I am of the tender age of 15, which is totally like 16 in hispanic families.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:43 am
by CM August
What the fu... I'm older than you? (17)
This disturbs and shames me.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:53 am
by Baba O'Reily
CM August wrote:What the fu... I'm older than you? (17)
This disturbs and shames me.
Most people on this board are older than I am. I'm used to it. You didn't know? I am shamed and upset that I am not acting my age.
Anyways, my parents got me satellite radio... TO THE POWER OF X... and they also got me a cell phone. My grandparents sent me money (I have four sets of grandparents), so I now have enough to go buy a relatively budget priced hollowbody. <3 old people.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:01 am
by CM August
Well see, the thing I am ashamed of is that you seem to have much more knowledge than me. I can't even play the "he's older and has more experience" card anymore.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:22 am
by Kishi
I guess your best option is to descend further into ignorance until you don't even know that you should be ashamed anymore. Meanwhile,
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:43 am
by Adam Adamant
Boin!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:45 am
by Ngangbius
Baba's only 15?! I though he was in the 18-20 range.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:51 am
by Owen Axel
Well, then happy boobies, I mean birthday.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:32 am
by Brazillian Cara
I would say "Whatthehell15?!" if three people hadn't already said that.
Wait. I just did. Feliz aniversário.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:56 am
by Frieza2000
I've always thought Baba's taste in and knowledge of music was fantastic for his age. Also, he knows how to spell and hurt people's feelings on the Internet in a humorous way. These qualities make him the only 15-year-old on a message board worth paying attention to. Happy birthday.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:33 am
by Neo Yi
15? Seriously? How unexpected, I'd pictured you much older, Baba. Any who, on account that I can't think of anything witty to say, I'll just leave with a resounding "Happy Birthday."
~Neo
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:34 am
by j-man
I win because I assume I have a larger penis than you. lolghz
On a serious note, Happy Birthday you crazy kid.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:43 am
by Locit
Happy Birthday you grammar nazi, you.
Also, Boin!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:02 pm
by One Classy Bloke
I figured this thread would of had some reference to furries by now.
HB sauce to you!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:20 pm
by chriscaffee
Happy Birthday. Oh and some tips to improve your posts. No furries and no constipated hentai comics. That's about it.
You and Esrever should get along fine!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:03 pm
by Ritz
Now it's time for the birthday rape, right?
I'll let you wear the tail.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:43 pm
by jenkins
Happy Birthday, Baba...I can't help but get the feeling that your entire parody was aimed squarely in my face...I'll just let it slide...
15???? What the...even I'm older than you (16)! Christ...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:00 pm
by Protodude
Hey guys! I'm 15 too!
...Guys?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:36 pm
by Locit
Ritz wrote:Now it's time for the birthday rape, right?
I'll let you wear the tail.
Any time anyone asks "What time is it?" or anything remotely close to it I am reminded of the message scratched into my desk in my old gov't class:
"It's cow fucking time!"
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:59 pm
by jenkins
Protodude wrote:Hey guys! I'm 15 too!
...Guys?
Sorry...shock only works once...
(I'm still surprised, though)
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:19 pm
by Light Speed
Locit wrote:Any time anyone asks "What time is it?" or anything remotely close to it I am reminded of the message scratched into my desk in my old gov't class:
"It's cow fucking time!"
That made me laugh out loud for some reason.
Oh and Happy Birthday. Wasn't Baba like 13 when he got here? I thought it was common knowledge.
