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Good news
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:33 am
by Majestic Joey
For the first time in 6 years I finally got a jackpot in the sonic and knuckles pinball bonus stage!
After failing all my classes, breaking my leg and never getting a date my luck is finnally starting to turn good.
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:37 am
by Ritz
Wow, your life really sucks.
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:00 pm
by Dunjohn
Now I've got the MUSIC IN MY HEAD
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:46 pm
by Seymour
Congrats a winner is you.
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:07 pm
by SegaSonic
VIVA LAS VEGAS!
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:59 pm
by j-man
My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:40 pm
by Grant
Every time I see something with the heading "Good news!" I'm afraid it's more "Did you know Jesus died for you? FOR YOU!" screaming from Wal*Mart shoppers.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:43 pm
by Light Speed
Well he did, you know.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:52 pm
by HyperFox
Light Speed wrote:Well he did, you know.
Are you so sure? He could've died from a whipped cream fetish, but it got translated wrong because the Hebrew word for "whipped cream fetish" is so similar to the Hebrew word for "you". It's kinda like when Cinderella got translated from French to English the squirell fur slippers got changed to glass slippers.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:12 pm
by Grant
Hey, I never asked him to die for me. It was his idea. Couldn't he have waited until I decided that's what I wanted? It's like getting a surprise birthday party when you just want to go inside and jerk off.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:49 pm
by CM August
That's an, uhm, interesting analogy.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:59 pm
by HyperFox
CM August wrote:That's an, uhm, interesting analogy.
And so very true... Jesus always walks in when I want to jack off.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:23 pm
by Kishi
Yeah, he's starting to get pretty creepy.
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:45 am
by Omni Hunter
j-man wrote:My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO
Careful of the free-house, beer may come gushing out of your nose.
Anyways, I always thought Jesus was creepy anyway with the effect he has on the kids. I swear, if I hear a kid sing Little Donkey again I may have to go schitzo for a while.
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:34 pm
by HyperFox
Omni Hunter wrote:j-man wrote:My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO
Careful of the free-house, beer may come gushing out of your nose.
Anyways, I always thought Jesus was creepy anyway with the effect he has on the kids. I swear, if I hear a kid sing Little Donkey again I may have to go schitzo for a while.
Satan eats the little children,
all the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
he'll have a snack tonight.
Satan eats the children of the world...