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A nagging question...
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:55 pm
by jenkins
All right, this one's been buggin me for a long time.
Which are better, pirates or ninjas? I say ninjas; the reason this has been buggin me is because so many people still say pirates.
Ninjas kill pirates for breakfast!!!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:00 pm
by Owen Axel
Stop trying to confound me with your make-believe people Mr Internet.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:04 pm
by Timestones
I think it was established here once that you can't just make broad generalizations over who is better than who, because ultimately there will always be exceptions to the so called "rule." Sure, you can ASSUME Ninjas > Pirates, but I'd like to see how many ninjas you can name that are as or more awesome than Vyse from Skies of Arcadia. I'm willing to be there aren't many, and that not everyone will agree with your choice(s).
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:09 pm
by Lizard
One Piece > Naruto
Plus pirates have Johnny Depp. Does Ninjas have Johnny Depp? No I didn't think so. Pirates for the win!
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:50 pm
by Protodude
Dude, pirates don't need nor want Johny Depp.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:46 pm
by Delphine
Vampire pirate ninjas.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:47 pm
by Light Speed
Didn't you write a story about that awhile back? Sakura or something?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:56 pm
by Delphine
Sakura the vampire ninja, yeah. Gibbon drew a picture of her, too. I have it saved somewhere but I'm too lazy to find it.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:09 pm
by jenkins
Timestones wrote:Sure, you can ASSUME Ninjas > Pirates, but I'd like to see how many ninjas you can name that are as or more awesome than Vyse from Skies of Arcadia. I'm willing to be there aren't many, and that not everyone will agree with your choice(s).
Kakashi
Naruto=One Piece, and both kick ass (in the manga)
But I have to admit, Johnny Depp
and Maddox are assets to pirates.
Ninjas don't need assets. Hah.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:09 pm
by Senbei
I find the question insulting as it supports an ignorant stereotype generated by Western media that, as a Japanese-American, does neither honor or justice to my family's culture.
Right, I'm kidding. ninja wa ass wo kerimasu yo.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:34 pm
by Kishi
Oh boy! I sure do love pirates and ninjas! On the Internet!
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:47 pm
by Majestic Joey
I'm not scared of ninjas or pirates but ninja-pirates.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:30 pm
by Zeta
Samurai cowboy are superior to ninja pirates.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:36 pm
by jenkins
SHIT! I forgot all about samurai!
Seven Samurai is amazing. Never seen anything like it. Non-anime, at least. LOTR gives it a run for its money, but Seven Samurai is still better.
Cowboys suck.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:57 pm
by Crazy Penguin
Robot monkeys.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:59 pm
by jenkins
nice
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:06 pm
by Ngangbius
jenkins wrote:Cowboys suck.
Want to repeat that, punk?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:12 pm
by jenkins
Any day.
Samurai, Pirates, and Ninja walk all over cowboys.
Don't cross me.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:20 pm
by Neo Yi
Samurais. Always samurais.
~Neo
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:22 pm
by jenkins
Oops, I spoke too soon again.
Cloud Strife is almost a cowboy. He sure as hell isn't a samurai, ninja, or pirate, but he does kick ass.
But really. Cowboys are worthless.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:28 pm
by plasticwingsband
jenkins wrote:
But really. Cowboys are worthless.
BANNED
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:48 pm
by The T
The obvious answer is Jedi. Jedi pwn everything.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:59 pm
by Crazy Penguin
Jedi are whiny little bitches.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:43 pm
by Delphine
Vampire pirate ninja samurai cowboy.
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:53 pm
by Neo Yi
Cloud Strife is almost a cowboy. He sure as hell isn't a samurai, ninja, or pirate, but he does kick ass.
Don't sully the good name of cowboys by comparing them to Cloud freakin' Strife.
~Neo