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My boyfriend and I were talking about Sonic's fear of romance with Amy and he started making jokes about Sonic and Tails being a couple - you've heard them all by now, I'm sure.

I then pointed out that he kindofsortof had a girlfriend named Madonna and was heavily implied to be hitting on chicks at the beginning of Sonic Adventure 1. All humans.

Then it hit me!


SONIC IS A FURLESS.

That's right. In a world of anthropomorphic animals, Sonic is the opposite of a furry. An anthropomorphic animal who gets off to humans and wants to be one. He wants that furless pussy. He can't stand the idea of mating within his own species, or even a similar species. He wants hot homo sapien action.

What else could Sonic get into during his spare time? Perhaps he draws himself as a human and posts art of himself having sex with other humans? Or maybe he goes to conventions where a bunch of fellow-minded anthropomorphic animals shave themselves, dress up in clothes, wear human masks, and pretend to be hairless ape descendants.

I bet he even posts on messageboard complaining about how he feels he's a human trapped in the body of a hedgehog!

One thing is for sure, that Sonic is one pervy bastard.

Your whole post was humorous.

What else could Sonic get into during his spare time? Perhaps he draws himself as a human and posts art of himself having sex with other humans?

And that statement above made me laugh the hardest.

I think you got the wrong hedgehog. If anyone in the Sonic series is a furless, that would be Shadow and his "Maria".

or dr. robotnik and his eggbots.

Ngangbius wrote:Your whole post was humorous.

What else could Sonic get into during his spare time? Perhaps he draws himself as a human and posts art of himself having sex with other humans?

And that statement above made me laugh the hardest.

I wondered who was drawing all that hentai on the internet!

So, where would Sera from the Sonic Anime fit into this? Does she count as a human, what with her cat ears and tails and all.
~Neo

Yeah, what exactly was that Sonic and Madonna shit all about?

Neo Yi wrote:So, where would Sera from the Sonic Anime fit into this? Does she count as a human, what with her cat ears and tails and all.
~Neo

And on second thought, where the hell did she ever come from?

Cub wrote:Yeah, what exactly was that Sonic and Madonna shit all about?

I think I would have prefered it if Madonna was kept for the final game but minus the dildo monsters.

And on second thought, where the hell did she ever come from?

Anime catgirl Chelsea Clinton?

Omni Hunter wrote:

Cub wrote:Yeah, what exactly was that Sonic and Madonna shit all about?

I think I would have prefered it if Madonna was kept for the final game but minus the dildo monsters.

I would have preferred the game with just Madonna and the dildo monsters.

Oh yeah man, I dig.

That's kinda weird, because an old SEGA German magazine I own has an Action Replay ad showing this nerd with glasses, t-shirt, shorts and a backward-turned baseball cap doing the Sonic 1 pose, with the finger, shoes and everything.

Then again, the same magazine also has photos of a man dressed as (a really fat) Sonic giving Mega CD to Michael Schumacher and posing with him and a buncha human girls...

Zeta wrote:

And on second thought, where the hell did she ever come from?

Anime catgirl Chelsea Clinton?

BAD! MENTAL! IMAGE!

She is the daughter of a cat and a human, or just the typical catgirl we found in any anime that wants to sell well.

Whatever the case, the OVA's would've been better off without her.