Oh God, I just realized - Sonic is a opposite furry!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:18 pm

My boyfriend and I were talking about Sonic's fear of romance with Amy and he started making jokes about Sonic and Tails being a couple - you've heard them all by now, I'm sure.

I then pointed out that he kindofsortof had a girlfriend named Madonna and was heavily implied to be hitting on chicks at the beginning of Sonic Adventure 1. All humans.

Then it hit me!

SONIC IS A FURLESS.

That's right. In a world of anthropomorphic animals, Sonic is the opposite of a furry. An anthropomorphic animal who gets off to humans and wants to be one. He wants that furless pussy. He can't stand the idea of mating within his own species, or even a similar species. He wants hot homo sapien action.

What else could Sonic get into during his spare time? Perhaps he draws himself as a human and posts art of himself having sex with other humans? Or maybe he goes to conventions where a bunch of fellow-minded anthropomorphic animals shave themselves, dress up in clothes, wear human masks, and pretend to be hairless ape descendants.

I bet he even posts on messageboard complaining about how he feels he's a human trapped in the body of a hedgehog!

One thing is for sure, that Sonic is one pervy bastard.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:23 pm

Your whole post was humorous.

What else could Sonic get into during his spare time? Perhaps he draws himself as a human and posts art of himself having sex with other humans?

And that statement above made me laugh the hardest.

Professor Machenstein · Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:38 pm

I think you got the wrong hedgehog. If anyone in the Sonic series is a furless, that would be Shadow and his "Maria".

shadowspast · Post by **shadowspast** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:42 pm

or dr. robotnik and his eggbots.

firemario1001 · Post by **firemario1001** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:49 pm

Ngangbius wrote:Your whole post was humorous.

What else could Sonic get into during his spare time? Perhaps he draws himself as a human and posts art of himself having sex with other humans?
And that statement above made me laugh the hardest.

I wondered who was drawing all that hentai on the internet!

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:56 pm

So, where would Sera from the Sonic Anime fit into this? Does she count as a human, what with her cat ears and tails and all.
~Neo

Cub · Post by **Cub** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:14 pm

Yeah, what exactly was that Sonic and Madonna shit all about?

PSMad · Post by **PSMad** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:10 am

Neo Yi wrote:So, where would Sera from the Sonic Anime fit into this? Does she count as a human, what with her cat ears and tails and all.
~Neo

And on second thought, where the hell did she ever come from?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:42 am

Cub wrote:Yeah, what exactly was that Sonic and Madonna shit all about?

I think I would have prefered it if Madonna was kept for the final game but minus the dildo monsters.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:43 am

And on second thought, where the hell did she ever come from?

Anime catgirl Chelsea Clinton?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:19 am

Omni Hunter wrote:
Cub wrote:Yeah, what exactly was that Sonic and Madonna shit all about?
I think I would have prefered it if Madonna was kept for the final game but minus the dildo monsters.

I would have preferred the game with just Madonna and the dildo monsters.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:41 am

Oh yeah man, I dig.

(No Imagination) · Post by **(No Imagination)** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:41 pm

That's kinda weird, because an old SEGA German magazine I own has an Action Replay ad showing this nerd with glasses, t-shirt, shorts and a backward-turned baseball cap doing the Sonic 1 pose, with the finger, shoes and everything.

Then again, the same magazine also has photos of a man dressed as (a really fat) Sonic giving Mega CD to Michael Schumacher and posing with him and a buncha human girls...

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:22 pm

Zeta wrote:
And on second thought, where the hell did she ever come from?
Anime catgirl Chelsea Clinton?

BAD! MENTAL! IMAGE!

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:43 pm

She is the daughter of a cat and a human, or just the typical catgirl we found in any anime that wants to sell well.

Tsuyoshi-kun · Post by **Tsuyoshi-kun** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:01 am

Whatever the case, the OVA's would've been better off without her.