Drowned by an empty bottle.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:26 am

So, time for a little bit of drugs influenced conversation. Simply put, i am currently very far out of my mind. Thats what a pure tulip does to you. Sometimes i feel horrible pain, but that seems to have stopped. My mind is expanded out of my body, i can do more things. I can remove my limbs. I can drink from an empty bottle, and feel refreshed. I went to work, met a crazy paitent and had the deepest converation in my life. There is always a cat under the bed, to look over you. To protect you from monsters. ONE EYED MONSTERS!

The world is upside-down. I met it before in this way. An image that i found. I want to see it again. Bass is controlling my heartbeat. Deep and powerful, i never met this before. Rolled down the stairs, and gazed into the soul of a cupcake. I felt fury and humour. happy and angry, born in a capital of nonsense. Translated into Japanese and back, it reverts to a very different vision. The sound is like blood oozing from an eardrum.

Nerves are closed, and eye is glazed. To the sky i saw a giraffe, i met that at the zoo. Desire to rymth, to lose to the world of twists and turns. I feel a power pressing on my spine, forcing me still. Slit to minds of two halfs, a hidden man hids in the shell of a boy. Afriad of past life, and furious, and ready to attack. Never met again. Hoping endlessly for great, to fuel a life to meet that aim. An arrow is shot.

I know the end, the arrow missed, but i have a quiver full. I can try once more.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:38 am

Stay the hell away from me.

Gaz · Post by **Gaz** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:47 am

......................OK

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:59 am

Ok, what exactly have you been drinking?

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:02 pm

Cannabis.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:05 pm

You're fucking rubbish. All that from just being stoned? Dude, seriously. You sound like you're tripping acid.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:09 pm

2 days. A full quarter. And pretty new to the stuff. Plus most of it was smoked pure. While i can control myself now, if i stop focusing, my mind wanders like crazy.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:32 pm

Well that's a slightly different story. I can excuse it if you're newish to tokin'. I'm a four-year veteran, and it's been so long since I could afford decent green I've almost forgotten what it's like. It all adds up, I guess.

Go make yourself a crisp sandwich with brown sauce and put some fruit in yogurt. You'll thanks me later after you clean up the jizz.

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:43 pm

One Classy Bloke wrote:Thats what a pure tulip does to you.

Wow I thought you meant you were on opium. ST Coleridge stylee.

Very mysterious anyhow, congrats.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:56 pm

Glory to the Ganja.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:13 pm

Adam Adamant wrote:
One Classy Bloke wrote:Thats what a pure tulip does to you.
Wow I thought you meant you were on opium. ST Coleridge stylee.

Very mysterious anyhow, congrats.

This is what i was talking about. Wee, pinkeyes!

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:24 pm

ban ME · Post by **ban ME** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:19 pm

2 days. A full quarter. And pretty new to the stuff. Plus most of it was smoked pure. While i can control myself now, if i stop focusing, my mind wanders like crazy.

yeah, the first experience is always the best. it'll never be like that again (i know from personal experience).

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:45 pm

I don't know, my first time I barely felt a thing. The second time, now that was amazing.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:40 pm

Finally crashing a bit. My first experience was horrid. Mainly because i was too young to really understand or enjoy it. I think i was about 12 or 13 back then. I was offered a cupcake with some in it. That totally sucked.

Then Amsterdam changed that! Or set off a chain of events leading up to the proper enjoyment.

ban ME · Post by **ban ME** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:44 pm

I don't know, my first time I barely felt a thing. The second time, now that was amazing.

i meant the first time getting high, not the first time smoking. it usually takes a little while before your inhalation abilities are up to snuff.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:08 pm

I'm like that sober. Psh.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:48 pm

One Classy Bloke wrote:Finally crashing a bit. My first experience was horrid. Mainly because i was too young to really understand or enjoy it. I think i was about 12 or 13 back then. I was offered a cupcake with some in it. That totally sucked.

I'd always heard that eating cannabis through brownies or cupcakes can't effectively get you high unless you eat a lot of it, or you're munching on pure marijuana for awhile.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:02 pm

Goodness.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:46 pm

This thread is pretty cool.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:34 am

Amazing Grant wrote:
One Classy Bloke wrote:Finally crashing a bit. My first experience was horrid. Mainly because i was too young to really understand or enjoy it. I think i was about 12 or 13 back then. I was offered a cupcake with some in it. That totally sucked.
I'd always heard that eating cannabis through brownies or cupcakes can't effectively get you high unless you eat a lot of it, or you're munching on pure marijuana for awhile.

It just takes a bit longer to kick in, 30 min compared to a few for just smoking it.

BTW, there's an album i really reccomend you listen to when stoned, Zaireeka by the Flaming Lips. It's frighting and awesome to listen to. Just pay attention to the warning they give about track 6.

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:43 am

Yogurt - the stoner's secret to getting rid of dry mouth.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:30 pm

Suggestion: Rite of Spring by Stravisnksy.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:04 pm

Oh the joys of living in British Columbia.
My question is has GG! ever smoked weed?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:54 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:Suggestion: Rite of Spring by Stravisnksy.

That's one long ass piece for someone that can't seem to concentrate.

Oh and in related news I got drunk for the first time ever this weekend. First real mind altering substance expierience. It was fun, but not what I expected.