The GHZ Forum

Well, my day was interesting... I got to watch my friends get pinched coming out of a Hecht's, because they were, as you may have guessed, shoplifting.

In a moment of genius, they decided to take the cannibus and the bong with them in their car.

Now, one must question the wisdom of shoplifting. Then one must consider the wisdom of leaving your shit in a car. Finally, one must consider the wisdom of leaving your shit in the car while you go shoplifting.

Needless to say, the cops searched the car and found 2 pounds of the stuff and a bong. They're currently awaiting trial.

And here I am, out a saxophone player. That may be the greatest casualty of all.

I can play the piano.

I guess you weren't a true friend then.

Yes. Because I am a sucky friend, I need to find someone else who owns a tenor sax and is fairly decent with it.

I have a friend who does the sax but she may find difficulties suddenly crossing the atlantic somewhat.

If it has a vagina, it is welcome in my band.

What if she can play sax with her vagina?

Bonus points. It'll be a wonderful gimmick.

I'll get her practising. I think she goes to America after she goes home to Sweden for a week.

As a cannabis user, I say those guys were fucking stupid.

LocalH wrote:As a cannabis user, I say those guys were fucking stupid.

As someone who hangs out with several cannabis users, I say they were fucking retarded.