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Contrary to popular belief, Spiderman has never made anyone gay.





HOWEVER -









SOMEONE ELSE MADE SPIDERMAN GAY!


That's right, bitches. Spiderman lost his virginity to a dude. And then felt guilty afterwards and whined about it to his PARENTS!

That's just hilarious. Oh man.


Well, now we know the plot of Spiderman 3:

Spidey vs The Buggernaut

...suddenly, I'm very glad that link is broken for me.

How the hell do you go from reading a magazine featuring hot, scantily clad women to wanting to "touch" a guy?

Also, I recently learned that my teacher's daughter-in-law makes the costumes for the movies. She said she was currently working on costumes for the third movie, but she didn't know who the villains were going to be.

I could've sworn I had the whole thing somewhere.

Yeah, here it is.

So let me get this straight. The trauma of his Uncle's death is enough to drive him to fight crime in spandex, but this OTHER trauma has no noticible effect on his life at all?

Wow. You guys are assholes. ; P

So, what... what's Judy's number?

Yeah. What 13-year old boy didn't dream of boning a hot babysitter? Fuck, even I did.

Tony totally shot down on an amazing experience. One that would've given him enormous bragging rights amongst his male cohorts for decades to come.

Yeah, I don't know what the hell's wrong with Tony.

Maybe he's a gay. Judy's hot.

Kinky.

I was gonna deny it, but after seeing them comic pages, I can'ts denies 'em no mores.
~Neo

Great, I now hope that my little cousin doesn't want to be too much like Spiderman.

This reminds me of a New Yorker cartoon!