Here is the GHZ's first ever truly intelligent post.

Post by **Popcorn** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:27 pm

(I stole it from the UK Resistance forum, but that's where I get all my material from.)

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:28 pm

I bet that... Stick doesn't really have a PHD!

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:35 pm

Show it some respect, none of us has a PHD...yet. I guess.

Post by Bo » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:17 pm

What are GHZers studying (if anything)? I know GG! recently got a degree in art, NT and I are both studying electrical/ computer engineering. Some, of course, are still in high school (or maybe Middle School... or elementary school; I was in 5th grade for a few days after the GHZ forum started), but what plans are out there?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:32 pm

Mechanical engineering. Interested in designing firearms, particularly small arms, though heavier weapons or military veassholehicles are also of interest.

CE · Post by CE » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:45 pm

I don't go to school.

I have a real job: programming video games.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:46 pm

I'm heading to university in a month to start working on my bachelor's in Computer Science. I got my Associate's a year ago.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:57 pm

I haven't picked a major yet, as I pretty much suck at every subject. I'm thinking of just going with English, since I've somehow been able to get decent English grades without putting any real effort into it. I spend a few minutes bullshitting an essay in class every few days, and I get a B or an A. So I'll probably go with English, since it's easy and I'm a lazy bastard.

So far, my "college" experience has been pretty pointless-- I haven't learned anything new or particularly useful. I just go to hang out with my friends. Plus, for whatever reason, there's a lot of cute girls at my school.

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:16 pm

I got an associates in 'Scientific Programming' about a month ago. I really didn't learn anything, and I don't feel that I'm any more of a qualified programmer than a 7th grader who knows C++, but hopefully I'll have a job by the end of the week.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:13 am

I'm starting college this fall, but it looks like I'm gonna be majoring in Psychology. Eventually I shall have my PhD, and when that time comes I will only respond to "DR. ASSMAN."

Like, some fool would be all, "What's up ASSMAN?"

And I'd be all, "That's DR. ASSMAN to you!"

I can't wait.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:24 am

I'm mostly studying Music Theory and such.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:35 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:I'm mostly studying Music Theory and such.

SHOCK.

Post by **G.Silver** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:02 am

CE wrote:I have a real job: programming video games.

Tell us more about your real job please.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:20 am

Awarded triple Merit grade in BTEC National Diploma Moving Image and A in Film Studies AS-Level, returning to college to do a BTEC in E-Media and complete Film Studies to A-Level standard. I presume then I'll be off to Uni, but I don't know what I want to do there yet...hence the second BTEC. Also, I'm just staying at my college because it fucking rocks, and to echo SK it also has many hot chicks.

Post by **Popcorn** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:43 am

Last year I took A-levels in English Literature and Language, Philosophy and Media Studies (and got good grades too, bitches).

In two months, I will be attending the University of East Anglia to study American Literature and Creative Writing. I expect to be the world's finest novelist by 2010!

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:59 am

AMERICAN Literature? Where's your patriotism?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:10 pm

I was majoring in Print Journalism with a minor in Pop Culture, but after hearing too many Journalism-major horror stories where the degree has led them nowhere, I've decided to switch while I've got time.

Now my major is Education & Human Development Integrated Social Studies (teaching history at a HS level).

So, Plan B is to get work as a history teacher and maybe work at a radio station as well somewhere, since I enjoy that.

Plan A is to become a late night talk show host or something and fall into a huge vat of money, power and fame.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:27 pm

Still in college, thinking about journalism or text translations.

Post by **Popcorn** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:09 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:AMERICAN Literature? Where's your patriotism?

Somewhere in America. American Literature means I get to study more modern stuff (fuck you Shakespeare) and spend a year in the USA as part of my course.

Post by **Esrever** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:02 pm

Oh! Intelligent POST! Now I get it!

CE · Post by CE » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:19 pm

G.Silver wrote:
CE wrote:I have a real job: programming video games.
Tell us more about your real job please.

Well, I work longer hours than the average programmer, get paid $10000/yr less than the average programmer.

But it sure is nice working on a product that you actually like.

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:41 pm

I'm off in about a month to attend school in one of the nastiest cities on the planet: Detroit. The campus is rather nice however.

Right now I'm undecided. There's a long list of things I could do, but it's hard picking one that you really like. So far I've eliminated art since it seems to rarely lead to directions I'd want to take. I'm looking into Engineering or Buisness right now.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:16 am

Delphine wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:I'm mostly studying Music Theory and such.
SHOCK.

MILD BITTERNESS.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:44 am

Esrever wrote:Oh! Intelligent POST! Now I get it

I didn't until you said that.