Did you know...

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:18 pm

...that Amazing Grant crushes frogs and uses the resulting mes as lube when he sodomizes his father in the back of 7-11? I saw it on CNN just now.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:25 pm

THIS JUST IN: Delphine has written numerous, but secret, Garfield / Mary Worth slashes, inspired by her late night sessions of circle jerks with the family animals. Also, Delphine once shat a kitten.

And I wrote a poem 4 u:

There once was a gal named Del
Who went to a wishing well
"Make me a size six!"
But the well played tricks
So Del paid to rape Tinkerbell

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:58 pm

You two need to stop jerking each other off. Now.

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:45 am

Ah, it's quite funny really. Young love, this kind of thing. It makes me wish I could write poems.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:21 am

I can write quite beautiful poetry when I put my mind to it. Just thought I'd drop that nugget of information.

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:08 am

How come you never write me any beautiful poetry then? It's all just swear words and dead animals drawn in crayon.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:09 am

Good job, Holic, you fucked up a perfectly good hate post. Numbnuts.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:25 am

Did you know that NT likes to use his brother's diarrhea as lube while he jerks off to the thought of Del spilling her Gonorrhea discharge all over SK? It's true.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:10 pm

No one can make decent hate posts about me. I'm lovable in every possible way. Except to Pop.
But he hates everything that isn't Muse.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:26 pm

No one can make decent hate posts about me. I'm lovable in every possible way. Except to Pop.

Are you hinting on something...........
~Neo

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:12 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:No one can make decent hate posts about me. I'm lovable in every possible way. Except to Pop.
But he hates everything that isn't Muse.

Once upon a time I knew a guy
Said he could rock even my tie
Obscure music, he'd shout,
was what he knew all about
Alone, Pop sits in a corner to cry

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:51 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

MY MAGNUM OPUS

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:57 pm

mox pedam,
pedam amo,
pedam quisnam?
Ego voco!

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:19 pm

In the middle of the path there was a rock.
There was a rock in the middle of the path.
A rock.
In the path.
In the path there was a rock.
A rock in the path.
In the middle of the path there was a rock.
In the middle of the rock there was a path.
There was a path in the middle of the rock.
There was a rock in the middle of the path.
I'll never forget
That eventful day
When there was a rock in the middle of the path
And there was a path in the middle of the rock.
A rock in the path.
A path in the rock.
There was a rock in the middle of the path.
In the middle of the path there was a rock.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:24 pm

Protodude wrote:Did you know that NT likes to use his brother's diarrhea as lube while he jerks off to the thought of Del spilling her Gonorrhea discharge all over SK? It's true.

Don't drag me into this. If Del, Grant and NT want to exchange their genital and anal fluids with each other, that's their business. I'm still limping from the last four-some we had.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:32 pm

Did you know that SK once dressed up as an adorable bunny to try to attract the attention of an androgyneous Japanese pop star and on the way to buy flowers for him/her, was accosted by Baba in a Dark Alleyway and subsequently had novelty snowglobes crammed into every oriface of his body while Baba recited the entire works of Dr. Seuss?

It's true.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:53 am

I will not deny it any longer.
I have indeed memorized the works of Dr. Seuss, and I may just read them to you on top of a box, terrorized by a fox, within the vicinity of Goldie Locks.