IT IS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:59 pm
That is all. You may begin the adulation.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:03 pm
Feliz aniversário, now you can enter proudly in Blockbuster's restricted area.
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:20 pm
Congratulations. It is now legal for you to have sex in the United States.
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:38 pm
As I have seen far more than you in my one extra year of life, I assure you that life will not change much.
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:47 pm
Congratulations, you still can't drink legally in the United States. Not that that stops most people.
Also, I've got like, two months on you.
Also, I've got like, two months on you.
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:23 pm
I've already commented twice on your birthday on other places, but hey, third times the charm. Enjoy, get drunk, be happy, and laugh at me who still has a couple more years before I can even legally gamble.
~Neo
~Neo
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:30 pm
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Merry Birsday indeed.
Merry Birsday indeed.
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:53 pm
Blockbuster has a restricted area? You have to go to one of those shady small video stores with the saloon doors to rent porn here.Brazillian Cara wrote:Feliz aniversário, now you can enter proudly in Blockbuster's restricted area.
Congrats, J-Man. I'm sure Del or Zeta will show up at your door soon enough.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:33 am
Thanks, guys. Thuys.
Just thought I'd let you know here instead of making a new post - I got my course results through this morning. I got Triple Merit, which in BTEC language translates to a really high B or something. It also means I passed every unit and no longer have any summer coursework to do because they automatically passed me for stuff I didn't even do. I WIN.
Just thought I'd let you know here instead of making a new post - I got my course results through this morning. I got Triple Merit, which in BTEC language translates to a really high B or something. It also means I passed every unit and no longer have any summer coursework to do because they automatically passed me for stuff I didn't even do. I WIN.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:25 am
Well done on the results dude, what's your usual drink as I will buy you a couple tomorrow.
Just don't get shot in the ass.
Just don't get shot in the ass.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:08 am
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:02 am
ALRIGHT GO YOU HAPPY B-DAY WOO-HOO LETS BRING OUT THE BOOZE AND THE BOOBIES AND THE WEED AND THE SOMETHING SOMETHING.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:06 pm
Happy birthday Josh! I would mail you a pint of your favourite, but I'm afraid it might spill.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:41 pm
Happy Birthday, Josh. Hosh.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:46 pm
It's late, but Happy Birthday, j-man.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:10 pm
Touche.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:37 pm
I hid in a giant cake left on his doorstep.Congrats, J-Man. I'm sure Del or Zeta will show up at your door soon enough.
He didn't eat me, though. :(
Happy Birthday!
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:58 am
Now why did Machenstein say touche?
Happy birthday, I suppose.
Happy birthday, I suppose.
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:54 pm
And have sex with blokes in EnglandBaba O'Reily wrote:Congratulations. It is now legal for you to have sex in the United States.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:19 am
Happy belated birthday, Josh. I would have posted this much sooner, except I've been in the process of moving for about a month, and this is the first I've gotten to visit The GHZ in about a month (I'm typing on a friend's computer right now... he may like "s-CRY-ed", but he's still an okay guy).
"Bloke" originally meant "ass-rape victim."
Being interested in entymology and linguistics, I find that statement rather amusing.Cypher wrote:And have sex with blokes in England
"Bloke" originally meant "ass-rape victim."
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:13 am
bloke
n. Chiefly British Slang
A fellow; a man.
bloke
n : a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric [syn: geezer]
wtf
n. Chiefly British Slang
A fellow; a man.
bloke
n : a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric [syn: geezer]
wtf
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:13 am
Mm. I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore TSS again.
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:22 am
Well, okay, "bloke" hasn't meant that in over one hundred years, much in the way that "scum" no longer means semen, it's just that I happen to know I copious amount of useless facts having to do with the English language. For instance, "feist" originally meant "fart" -- I can't for the life of me recall what it means now, but I know it means something different.
And we mustn't forget about those "bird swindlers" out there...
Obsolescent terms are fun.
And we mustn't forget about those "bird swindlers" out there...
Obsolescent terms are fun.
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:18 pm
You should listen to Bill Bailey's "Chaucer Pubbe Gagge!. I'm sure you will find it hilarious.