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Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:16 pm**

My fortune cookie: "In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

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Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:26 pm**

MY fortune cookie said "In the end, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!1111"

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:32 pm**

Must've been one long-ass piece of paper.

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:37 pm**

My fortune cookie said, "Don't bother."

.........

;______;

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:53 pm**

My fortune cookies all say, "Moskau! Moskau! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, HEY!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:11 pm**

Zeta wrote:My fortune cookie: "In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

If they were going to steal lyrics from Abbey Road, they should've put "You never give me your money, you only give me your funny paper."

It would've been more fitting.

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:22 pm**

Well, I suppose they could, but I think the song vaguely referenced in my avatar would be better.

Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:26 pm**

Badluck and misfortune will inhabit your pathetic soul for all eternity.

Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:19 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:02 pm**

Actually, it's "infest your pathetic soul", but I'm going to let it slide this time.

The next time you rip off Rocko, make sure to get it right.

Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:42 pm**

Really, man. Don't desecrate my favorite childhood show.

Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:02 pm**

My fortune cookies always say some crummy message but I throw it away because I hate to bite into a piece of paper when enjoying my cookie.

Posted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:54 pm**

My last fortune cookie said "A secret admirer will soon reveal his feelings for you".

...Zeta?

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:21 am**

Hey, I got that exact same one a few months ago.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:40 am**

Masculine pronouns cover both genders when they're used in general terms. Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:57 am**

Masculine pronouns are all the pronouns you should ever need. To have femenine nouns go professional... it's just unthinkable.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:17 pm**

Kishi wrote:Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.

Why not?

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:29 pm**

CE wrote:To have femenine nouns go professional... it's just unthinkable.

Feminine nouns should just stay at home and cook and have babies.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:46 pm**

The Doc wrote:
Kishi wrote:Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.
Why not?

Because masculine pronouns already account for both genders, and just from an aesthetic perspective, he/she, etc. are needlessly cumbersome.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:54 pm**

Chinese doesn't even have gendered pronouns.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:03 pm**

I didn't even know Chinese had genders.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:13 pm**

Kishi wrote:Masculine pronouns cover both genders when they're used in general terms. Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.

"Bull dyke feminist"? You're such a fucking tool.

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:27 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:41 pm**

It works that way in the Hispanic language, and it's much easier that way. However, they have gendered articles, so my evidently, my hamburger has a cooter.

Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:51 am**

For masculine-only pronouns, I recommend reading:

"For there's a man inside me, and only when he is out, can I walk free of pain."

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