THE AMAZING E3 PICTURES AND STORY THREAD
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:59 pm
OK. So it took quite some time, but here they are in all of their glory. Pictures along with commentary. In case you are wondering, I'm the one in the pink shirt. See if you can spot me!
In one of the halls they had a few old coin-op cabinets up and running. They were free to play, which was cool. Pengo, unfortunately, wasn't working, so this picture is mainly for GHZ posterity purposes.
I <3 Katamari, as did my friend. We played the 2-player mode, which was a lot easier than I imagined it would be. It was awesome.
I wanna wad you up into my life!
The Prince and a loyal subject.
I'm not really sure who these two were supposed to be, but I instructed my friend to take a picture because their nipples were totally hard.
GameBoy Micro. As you can see, they are very tiny!
I have no idea.
After my buddy snapped the foto, she commanded him to take a flyer for whatever shitty game her company was promoting.
XXXBox 360, which was running some tech demo on the TV above.
Plasticine ladies, ahoy!
I mentioned how much I like ASS, didn't I?
OK, this was just bizarre. We were chilling on this bench-type thing next to Sony's area, and the Snowman ran out with the Squirrel in hot pursuit. They had a little staged fight. Is that you, Baba?
The Squirrel got his shit owned when he was kicked in the nuts by the Snowman.
It's-a-who? Mario, of course! And some fag.
Hack U. Clever.
Some ladies.
A lady.
It's Link! And some fag. We had our picture taken with him, but it's on a polaroid and I don't have a scanner.
Nyko's biatches.
She was Tecmo's stage lady, and fucking annoying as all hell.
Christie from the Dead or Alive franchise. You can see the bottom of her boobies!!11!1
New mystery character from DOA4. She is a beaner.
The new Jap character from DOA4. I <3 her. I got my picture taken with her and Rachael (from Ninja Gaiden), but it was a polaroid as well.
Rachael from Ninja Gaiden. Her boobies are much smaller in person.
These lovely ladies were dressed up like Mithra from Final Fantasy XI. <3
It's a PWB sammich! Only, a sammich where you don't like the middle ingredient so you pick out the insides and only eat the bread. So not really a sammich at all. Those ladies sure are cute though, eh?
This statue was set up behind the kiosk-thingy that had the playable Shadow the Hedgehog demo. OMG FUXING HARDCORE!
This one right here goes out to mah nigga SK. It is PSU, and it was actually pretty fun.
Sonic Mega Collection Plus Extended Expanded Exfoliated Edition. Or Sonic Gems Collection, for short.
This is Sonic Championship. I am playing as Tails here. I play as Tails because I have a similar deformity. Two penises. You might ridicule me for that but it's just more to love.
Where's your Punkin' in the Alley now, Knuckles? Bitch.
THERE'S ONE THING THAT'S FOR SURE: WE ALL DID IT TOGETHER!
I think this one's my favorite. SEGA fo' life, mang.
Yes, as a matter of fact, that is my real name. What a strange name I have!
THE END!
In one of the halls they had a few old coin-op cabinets up and running. They were free to play, which was cool. Pengo, unfortunately, wasn't working, so this picture is mainly for GHZ posterity purposes.
I <3 Katamari, as did my friend. We played the 2-player mode, which was a lot easier than I imagined it would be. It was awesome.
I wanna wad you up into my life!
The Prince and a loyal subject.
I'm not really sure who these two were supposed to be, but I instructed my friend to take a picture because their nipples were totally hard.
GameBoy Micro. As you can see, they are very tiny!
I have no idea.
After my buddy snapped the foto, she commanded him to take a flyer for whatever shitty game her company was promoting.
XXXBox 360, which was running some tech demo on the TV above.
Plasticine ladies, ahoy!
I mentioned how much I like ASS, didn't I?
OK, this was just bizarre. We were chilling on this bench-type thing next to Sony's area, and the Snowman ran out with the Squirrel in hot pursuit. They had a little staged fight. Is that you, Baba?
The Squirrel got his shit owned when he was kicked in the nuts by the Snowman.
It's-a-who? Mario, of course! And some fag.
Hack U. Clever.
Some ladies.
A lady.
It's Link! And some fag. We had our picture taken with him, but it's on a polaroid and I don't have a scanner.
Nyko's biatches.
She was Tecmo's stage lady, and fucking annoying as all hell.
Christie from the Dead or Alive franchise. You can see the bottom of her boobies!!11!1
New mystery character from DOA4. She is a beaner.
The new Jap character from DOA4. I <3 her. I got my picture taken with her and Rachael (from Ninja Gaiden), but it was a polaroid as well.
Rachael from Ninja Gaiden. Her boobies are much smaller in person.
These lovely ladies were dressed up like Mithra from Final Fantasy XI. <3
It's a PWB sammich! Only, a sammich where you don't like the middle ingredient so you pick out the insides and only eat the bread. So not really a sammich at all. Those ladies sure are cute though, eh?
This statue was set up behind the kiosk-thingy that had the playable Shadow the Hedgehog demo. OMG FUXING HARDCORE!
This one right here goes out to mah nigga SK. It is PSU, and it was actually pretty fun.
Sonic Mega Collection Plus Extended Expanded Exfoliated Edition. Or Sonic Gems Collection, for short.
This is Sonic Championship. I am playing as Tails here. I play as Tails because I have a similar deformity. Two penises. You might ridicule me for that but it's just more to love.
Where's your Punkin' in the Alley now, Knuckles? Bitch.
THERE'S ONE THING THAT'S FOR SURE: WE ALL DID IT TOGETHER!
I think this one's my favorite. SEGA fo' life, mang.
Yes, as a matter of fact, that is my real name. What a strange name I have!
THE END!
