The GHZ Forum

Let's play a game. It's called, I Hate You All. Pick a bunch of people on the forum and describe why you hate them, using as few words as possible. Preferably less than two sentences.

I'll start us off.

<b>Gibbon:</b>

He plays too many videogames, and he can only get off to Shadow/Sonic rape fanfic. That's just something I heard.

<b>Baba:</b>

Only trannies change their avatar so goddamn much.

<b>Holic:</b>

<u>He doesn't look at porn.</u> Because he is a <i>faggot</i>.

<b>j-man:</b>

He's hot, and that annoys me.

<b>Topher:</b>

He fellates guns.

<b>Grant:</b>

The GHZ Defender of Justice!!!

<b>Esrever:</b>

HE'S A HACK.

<b>Omni Hunter:</b>

Booooooooooooooring.

<b>Pop:</b>

Afraid of twelve year old girls.

<b>The Doc:</b>

He has no idea what he's talking about. Ever.

<b>SK:</b>

He likes men in drag - specifically, Utada Hikaru.

<b>TSS:</b>

I really couldn't care less.

<b>Delphine:</b>

Such a goddamn bitch.

Oooh! I can do this!

I love everyone here.



EXCEPT:

Amazing Grant

What a jerkwipe.

Protodude

States the obvious and instigates unwanted...stuff.

The Scarlet Scorpion

Meh.

chriscaffee

Whiny little bitch.

Baba

Fuckin' Furry.

Netaku

Creepy ol' bastard.

More to come as I think of them. You know I still love ya'll anyway. >_^

<b>Spazz:</b>

He's a complete fucking pansy and eats twinkies while watching <i>Queer As Folk</i>.

Damn internets.

You fail.

<b>Delphine</b>
Snitty OLD proper bint. Used the phrase "you fail."

<b>Green Gibbon</b>

He's such a sexy motherfucker.

<b>Bo</b>

I think he's God, and I hate God.

<b>Delphine</b>

Won't let us play trampoline on her belly after dark.

<b>Pepperidge</b>

Won't show me his boobies.

<b>Popcorn</b>

Takes the credit for it when I fart.

<b>G. Silver</b>

He is a lesbian midget with a hairy scat fetish.

<b>Green Gibbon</b>

Motherfucker is just so goddamn fine!

<b>Segaholic</b>

Thinks he's Asian.

<b>WB</b>

Thinks he's black.

<b>Squirrelknight</b>

Thinks Utada Hikaru is Asian.

<b>Ngangbius</b>

Is probably not as hot as I wish she was.

<b>Neo Yi</b>

Is probably also not as hot as I wish she was.

<b>Green Gibbon</b>

Is absolutely as hot as I wish he was, except even more.

<b>Spazz</b>

Lives in the only part of Louisiana that might almost evolve to look like a part of civilization in another 20 or 30 years.

<b>big_smile</b>

Probably wears stupid hats. I never imagine him without a stupid hat.

<b>Esrever</b>

Fucking four-year graduate.

<b>Crazy Penguin</b>

Wouldn't leave my goddamn cat alone, and now my goddamn cat wants it from me.

<b>Dache</b>

Has a cosplay reproduction of the Venus swimsuit from DoAX, but he won't let me see him in it.

<b>Martin</b>

Is he there? I never know.

<b>Green Gibbon</b>

He's modest to a fault.

<b>Greeb Gibbon:</b>

Cleverer than me. Bastard.

Spazz
Here's a long time poster; here's Spazz. Where does one end and the other begin?

Omni Hunter
Similar to vomit in that he merely regurgitates what someone else already said, but it doesn't taste nearly as good the second time.

The Doc
I thought about writing something here, but I didn't.

SegaSonic
INTERNET!!!!

Squirrelknight
For turning me on. But only sometimes.

The Scarlet Scorpion
I'm sorry for calling you bi-polar. I was going to send a PM, but I want everyone to hear me shout it from the hilltops.

plasticwingsband
He didn't get my bi-polar joke.

Holy Shit
The perfect username gone to waste.

Amazing Grant
For never living up to his oh-so-clever username.

DarthKnuckles
Tastes like cereal that's been shat in.

Amazing Grant
Isn't real art.

Esrever
Still bitter that he lost that one.

I love <i>everyone</i>.

Except maybe Del.

Poison Eggroll
Too much love.

Darthknuckles
Never heard of him, guess I'm lucky.

Cafee
tl,dr posts

Omni "Retard" Hunter
Needs to grow up and be more interesting.
And stop slagging himself off.

Del
Slag

I would participate, but apparently I'm too clueless and stupid to know what "hate" means. At least, that's what you guys say I feel, and God knows if YOU GUYS say it, it's the gospel truth.

And I say that with the most piercing of sarcasm.

The Doc

Makes posts to state he will not be posting in this thread.

Grant

Amazing. But not <i>amazing</i>-amazing.

Delphine

Angriest vagina in the universe.

Segaholic

Angriest mangina in the universe.

Zeta

Will someday help me pick up guys.

DarthKnuckles

You stupid fucktard, I'm gonna go back in time to a few weeks before you were born and I'm gonna take a golf club wrapped in barbed wire to your mom's stomach.

Green Gibbon

Is not actually green.

Spazz

Will probably marry Delphine in 5 years.

Squirrelknight

Lives fast, will die young, and will leave a good looking corpse.

As I jump into the frey...

GG!

Is he a man or a green, smirking chimp? Or perhaps just Tails with a palatte swap?...


Bo

His appearence has been compared to Justin Timberlake. And for that he shall burn.


Del

I once saw her kill a man with her bare hands. And a chainsaw.


Spazz

He owns more swag than I do. Bourgios pig!


Squirrelknight

Denies the awesomeness of Anna Ohura. I <3 her cleavage.


Amazing Grant

He's not really named Grant. Whatever happened to logic?


Baba O'Reilly

Furry porn makes baby Jesus cry. Also, it scares teenage Buddha shitless.


PlasticWingsBand

Just because.


typhoon

We miss your rapier wit. Come back or we'll beat you up.


The Scarlet Scorpion

I'm a deluded twit. I'm giving you all carte blanche to kick my ass should any of us ever meet.

Spazz

Jerks off to ebay and grandma porn

Baba

Fucks dogs, although he has good taste in music

Popcorn

Sucks

Delphine

Fat. Bitchy. Internets.

GG!

Wishes he was a chick.


More to come later.

<B>Delphine</B>
Because I had to look up "fellate." And because she is a liar.

<B>Spazz</B>
Because he can't spell my last name correctly.

<B>Omni Hunter</B>
Because he can't spell my last name correctly.

Topher
Insane in the dangerous and unfun kind of way.

Nate
Not gay enough.

Squirrelknight
Too gay.

Del
She's problably a 30 year old man.

GG!
He's problably an 22-year old lesbian.

J-man
He's not around enough anymore.

Doc
Tries so hard to be funny he creates negative humor. Or rather, romuh.

Scorpion
Won't shut up.

Professor
He lives.

Baba
Disgusts me, but still manages to turn me on.

Spazz
Too happy. And rich.

Zeta
Won't change his damn avatar.

<b>Delphine</b>: Horrid, Pmpous Wench. I'm not convinced she didn't kill Martin Braid.
<b>G. Silver</b>: A little too into robots.
<b>Green Gibbon!</b>: Quiet, you, or I'll go back to doing those biblical disasters.
<b>NT</b>: Goes to a school with a 3:1 female:male ratio, and mine is 1:3.
<b>Pepperidge</b>: Canadian.
<b>Popcorn</b>: British, but not plucky.
<b>Spazz</b>: His old avatar was better.
<b>TSS</b>: Brought up the Zeta's assesment of my appearance.
<b>Zeta</b>: Said I looked like Orlando Bloom and Justin Timberlake.

Good. I'm not on anybody's hate list. And I'm too nice to post my own.

Dunjohn: Such a haughty fucking bastard.

Locit: Hates people who don't hate him.

...
Zeta-
The wang pics speak for themselves.

Holic-
He thinks he is SO DAMN GREAT...and posted that kitty rape.

Cara-
Likes sprite comics and is proud of it.

xcuse me but i wod just lyk 2 say

Peoples wrote:j-man:

He's hot, and that annoys me.

J-man
He's not around enough anymore.

own'd

and also

Topher wrote:Delphine
Because I had to look up "fellate."

DOUBLE OWN'D

I'm in too good of a mood to hate anyone right now. Might be back tomorrow with some vitriol to liberally spew about the thread.

Is it me or is slagging oneself off getting a bit too out of hand on this thread now? Is GHZ really full of so many insecure people?
Edit: Meh, sarcastic question