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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_slang

I love Wikipedia. And this particular page will certainly waste at least an hour of your life, should you be interested. Some of the best that I saw were:

Anti-baby (condom slang)

A Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch (menstruation)

Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis (intercourse)

Catholic roulette (intercourse)

Mustache ride (cunnilingus)

Tapping for Mana [Used by players of Magic: The Gathering] (intercourse)
-Somehow I don't think Magic players need to worry about that.

Paddling the Pink Canoe (female masturbation)

Taking an albino piss (ejaculation)

Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it.

Monroe Transfer: practice where a plastic tube is inserted in one's own ass and then the other end is connected to your partner's ass, only to then proceed to defecate and thus completing the so called "transfer".

White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.

HAHAHA! RES!

Wikipedia? Will you ever cease to amaze me?

...this is the greatest find ever. I think I love you. Platonically.

Amazing Grant wrote: Taking an albingo piss (ejaculation)

ALBINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!

Foiled again.

White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.

Classic, I'll have to remember that one

"Going to the blow jobby lobby"
Does anybody actually seriously say this?

Amazing Grant wrote:
Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it.

I just choked on my own vomit

<a href="http://lemonade.horseface.org/quotes/qd ... hhht..this was brought up in #lemonade ages ago.</a>

Amazing Grant wrote:Foiled again.

I kid because I love.

Oh, you...

Spazz wrote:<a href="http://lemonade.horseface.org/quotes/qd ... hhht..this was brought up in #lemonade ages ago.</a>

ohnoes, etc.

White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.

I remember this under the name "zombie mask"...

IIRC, "tapping for mana" has been used in context before, although under a slightly different name.

Amazing Grant wrote: Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it.

Monroe Transfer: practice where a plastic tube is inserted in one's own ass and then the other end is connected to your partner's ass, only to then proceed to defecate and thus completing the so called "transfer".

I'm not sure which one of those two is more disgusting.