On The Subject Of Popcorn's Mum

Post by WB » Fri May 06, 2005 4:25 pm

V Crazy Penguin: We're offering Jedis a night in bed with a real woman
V Crazy Penguin: Popcorn's mum owed us a favour
Blackbat2: LOL
Blackbat2: one of these days Popcorn is going to get sick of all of us talking about his mum :)
V Crazy Penguin: Maybe he has a sister
Blackbat2: we should ask him
V Crazy Penguin: If Popcorn had a sister that would be the best thing ever
V Crazy Penguin: Incest jokes would quadruple on the forum

So there you have it. You have to admit that as a group we have relied very heavily on Popcorn's mum always being the source of endless hilarity and an easy way out in arguments at the GHZ. For example -

Many people have issues with posters like Chris Caffee and his strange eclectic white-man ways or Gibbsy and his always present lack of female companionship. But when Chris or Gibbsy says something snarky in retort we can always rely on the ever present figure of Popcorns mum to use in reserve for a quick and witty comeback.

Thing is - how does Popcorn feel about this? Has Popcorns mum, bless her happy soul, become worn out and battered in our endless quest to use her name innapropriately - Popcorn be damned? So I propose we introduce a test per se and ask Popcorn if he has a sister. She doesnt necessarily have to be cute. She could always be ugly which would make it even better. I'm just saying is all, perhaps we should consider Popcorn's feelings about this and introduce a shiny, happier GHZ where we can all frolic in sunflower scented fields and dance harmoniously to the tunes of the smurfs in the summer sunshine.

...........

And if all else fails, like I said. This was all VCP's idea so blame it on him. ;)

V Crazy Penguin: You always blame it on me
Blackbat2: Thats because you're from the UK. Your feelings dont count.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:30 pm

Why would Popcorn's sister be any better?
Anyways, if he does have a sister, everyone will probably just make jokes that include them both.

Has anyone here actally met Popcorn's mom?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:37 pm

I can't wait till Pop see's this thread when he gets back.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:43 pm

Locit wrote:Has anyone here actally met Popcorn's mom?

Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it.

Also, I'm 99.9% certain that Popcorn does, in fact, have a sister. And she's really big into scat.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:43 pm

WB wrote:Popcorn's mum [...]
worn out and battered

Heh

Post by **Pepperidge** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:44 pm

Actually, I believe he does have a sister.

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Fri May 06, 2005 5:09 pm

He has a sister.

... I probably shouldn't tell you more than that.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri May 06, 2005 5:24 pm

Yes, he does. I think I have a picture saved somewhere...

And his mom's in the picture as well.

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Fri May 06, 2005 6:06 pm

I've met her.

BEAT THAT

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:26 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Yes, he does. I think I have a picture saved somewhere...

And his mom's in the picture as well.

Yeah, I think we all have that one. It's all over Kazaa and eDonkey, even though the website that originally hosted it went down.

Not that I would use this information to make any inconsiderate or lewd jokes, or... or anything, but would this sister of whom you speak happen to be an older sister or younger sister?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:33 pm

Popcorn has described his feelings about our mother-aimed humor <A HREF="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/viewtopi ... >before</A>.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:36 pm

Popcorn has described his feelings about our mother-aimed humor before.

Durn, the link to his pic Popcorn posted doesn't work. Now, isn't that a kick in the pants?
~Neo

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri May 06, 2005 8:23 pm

Neo Yi wrote:
Popcorn has described his feelings about our mother-aimed humor before.

Durn, the link to his pic Popcorn posted doesn't work. Now, isn't that a kick in the pants?
~Neo

You're joking, right? I've had a shitty day, so my sense of humor isn't quite working in top condition.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri May 06, 2005 8:31 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:Not that I would use this information to make any inconsiderate or lewd jokes, or... or anything, but would this sister of whom you speak happen to be an older sister or younger sister?

Younger.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:42 pm

You're joking, right? I've had a shitty day, so my sense of humor isn't quite working in top condition.

Yes, I'm joking. I'm a bitch, but I'm not insensitive.
~Neo

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:47 pm

So... so how old is she? Is she hot?

chix0rgirl · Post by **chix0rgirl** » Sat May 07, 2005 2:43 am

The GHZ would cease to be the GHZ without mention of Pop's mum.

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat May 07, 2005 4:18 am

Don't kick a man when he's down.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:54 am

When did this joke started, anyway?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:54 am

Would you prefer to kick someone when he's up? I mean, more surface area to aim vs. a more accurate kick.

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:08 pm

Didn't a veteran on the old forum say something along the lines that sisters of GHZers are almost 100% guaranteed to be hot?

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:40 pm

*stares at my own sister*

You're kidding me, aren't you? Besides, my sis fits more on cute then hot.
~Neo

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun May 08, 2005 12:33 am

That's all kinds of wrong, but it feels so right..

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun May 08, 2005 1:01 am

I believe it's like this: for you, your sister is cute. For the rest of the world, she's hot. There's a line there.

So. People have met Popcorn's sister... lucky bastards.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sun May 08, 2005 10:51 am

That's all kinds of wrong, but it feels so right..

You wish...

I believe it's like this: for you, your sister is cute. For the rest of the world, she's hot. There's a line there.

Or maybe I don't know nothing since I'm a straight girl.
~Neo

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