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Conan's "Walker: Texas Ranger" Clips=Funny Shit!
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 12:45 pm
by Lizard
http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml
Problably the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Watch it!
"Jump! I'll catch you!" *jumps* "Aaah" Bonk!!
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:43 pm
by j-man
Watchable, but ultimately underwhelming.
Edit: OK, so I just watched some more of the clips. It's actually pretty fucking hilarious. :)
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:05 pm
by Squirrelknight
We once had a lengthy GHZ AIM chat about those once.
*Walker tastes the dirt* "Hmmm... A plane crashed here."
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:36 pm
by Grant
Yes, yes we did. Although those clips are funny, they don't show my very favorite Walker clip. In the clip, Walker beats up two bad guys and he looks pretty satisfied with himself but at the very end of the clip - out of nowhere, WHAM!! - he's smacked in the face by an oar.
I larfed for days.
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:41 pm
by DarkPrime
"Walker told me I have AIDS".
Best. Line. Ever.
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:50 pm
by Locit
I remember a clip about a hippo that was there for no reason.
Good times, those.
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:37 pm
by Ash Holt
I love these.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:38 am
by Baba O'Reily
Man, these were awesome.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:41 am
by chriscaffee
That show is too innocent for its own good.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:44 pm
by Grant
Some of Chuck Norris' Direct-to-DVD covers are downright hilarious, too.
This is my favorite:

Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:57 pm
by -wyvern
Safari won't play them! Argh!
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:02 pm
by Lizard
That's a real Walker DVD? What kind of show is this anyway?
Oh and I'm sooo going to do that whole dramatic "Goood, you bore me and you wouldn't like me when I'm bored!" line the next time I bump into a dull person.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:13 pm
by Grant
Er, whoops. I meant Chuck Norris, not Walker.
Although that DVD could be related to the Walker show, I dunno. In either case, it's still really fuckin' bad.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 5:47 pm
by Kishi
This was the best thing that ever came from Conan's show. Is he still doing it, or did they finally run out of clips?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:40 pm
by Timestones
I think the "Walker" clips are only brought out every so often. The first time it was used when NBC merged with Universal, and they then stopped after a few weaks only to be brought out about a year later during the week of Chuck Norris's birthday. When they'll show up again, who knows?