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The Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 10:27 am
by Segata
You must use haikus
When you post spam in this thread
How is everyone?
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:22 am
by Segaholic2
You are very dumb
Your mother likes to suck cock
She gives me discounts
(don't take this personally)
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:32 am
by Segata
No, because it's true
Sucky sucky five dollars
How 'bout it, soldier?
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:42 pm
by Bo
I can't take credit, but my favorite has always been
I like bees. They're so/
Yellow and black and yellow/
And black and yellow
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:43 pm
by -wyvern
Technically it's darra.
I brought the south park scriptbook.
I suck at haikus.
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:58 pm
by Zeta
The art of haiku
does not translate well into
filthy foreign tongues
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:15 pm
by Spazz
Fasten seatbelts tight
Your seat cusions float gently
Headsets five dollars
I know, I'm lame, heh.
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:29 pm
by Green Gibbon!
I wrote this one a while back:
Left, right, monkey runs
I shock the hell out of him
Twenty bucks my ass
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:36 pm
by Psxphile
Shine Little Planet,
High in the sky but beware,
The Fat Man commeth.
Little hedgehog blue,
Speeding along Lake Never,
Make the leap to save.
Here comes a rascal,
As you sway between the Palms,
Why won't she let go?
Beast of metal flying,
Gliding, crashing, Colliding,
Takes off, she in tow.
Catch up with him now,
'Long the Speedway of fire,
With the girl waiting.
Fat Man gloats above,
cutting off your escape path,
Race towards the end.
All through spike and hill,
shocks and bumps threaten your life,
keep on, crash him up.
Save the girl for now,
follow the Egg through Madness
Stop his evil plans.
Saved the day again.
Little Planet is free, uh-oh.
You forgot Time Stones.
Start all over again?!
There's nothing else to say but,
Ziggy Boogy Doog.
**explodes**
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:52 pm
by WhoopA
Even morons can
Write haiku - just stop at the
Seventeenth syllab
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:08 pm
by Protodude
You all suck big balls
I ownzerz you all one one
i raped a monkey
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 1:40 pm
by Topher87
This is my first post
I wrote a haiku before
Cat sick, it's subject
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 3:00 pm
by MartinB
"Hai, 'Ku!" (Sonikku)
Said Tails to Sonikku...san
In Japanese tongue.
You've got to keep the
Dream alive, where everything
Is free, can't you see?
You're the one that makes
Me feel so high, just like the
Diamonds in the Sky!
I tried my best.
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 4:13 pm
by Popcorn
Haiku haiku hai
Ku haiku haiku haiku
Haiku haiku hai.
That's Japanese for 'Haiku haiku yes ku haiku haiku haiku haiku haiku yes'.
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 5:48 pm
by Segaholic2
This has always been one of my favorites:
Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools
-- Bowser, Mario RPG
Great game. I loved the way you got to see the other side of Bowser's personality.
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 7:37 pm
by Delphine
I hate all you jerks.
I really, really mean it.
You destroyed Haiku.
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:15 pm
by Esrever
A note to prospective haiku writers everywhere. It's three phrases, Five Seven Five.
You can't just divide
One seventeen sylable
Phrase into three parts
That's cheating!
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 9:45 pm
by Delphine
It doesn't HAVE to be five-seven-five. That's the standard to start on, but once you know what you're doing, you don't need to. Of course, I doubt there are a lot of poets here, so this doesn't even matter.
Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:50 am
by -wyvern
Roses are red, and
Violets are blue, I'm not a
poet unfortunately.
I think I should just leave this thread alone before I do it any more damage.