PSP impressions.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:27 pm

Perhaps it was a sandwich experiment. Or a victim of anger. One man had a sandwich; the second one wanted it. They could not come to a compromise, so the second man became angry and dipped the sandwich is a nearby pool of puke.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:48 pm

No you don't understand. Half the sandwich was partially digested and it was still attached to the untouched half.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:19 pm

Somebody drooled all over that half.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:53 pm

No. It wasn't wet. It wasn't dipped in puke. It wasn't drooled on. It was a puked up sandwich half and it was attached to the God damn other half.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:00 pm

He takes a bite of the sandwich, mid-bite gags as a result of its taste, gag results in him vomiting over the sandwich, he puts it back, and the digestive acids of the puke have their way with the bitten portion.

The end.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:06 pm

And then the non-sandwich puke just sort of disappeared? Look guys, you aren't going to discover in five minutes what I have been pondering for seven years.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:11 pm

You know how when you gag, occasionally you're bring up a little bit of stomach acid or whatever, and then accidently (or subconsciously, before your mind gets a thought in edgewise) swallow it? Like in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. That can apply to this situation.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:11 pm

It was all a bad dream.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:17 pm

Maybe it was a subconscious manifestation representing his time in Japan vs. hi time in America.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:21 pm

IT'S OBVIOUSLY A RESULT OF ROBOTS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:32 pm

Was the sandwich the thing robots will invent that will eventually overthrow them?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:38 pm

Saliva or stomach acid will have its digestive ways with food when it gets to sit on it for ages.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:51 pm

That's what I said, thanks for agreeing, DS

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:00 pm

Where'd you see it? Was it on display, or just sitting on a table?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:26 pm

On the sidewalk.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:41 am

Who's to say the bite didn't take place on the sidewalk, but it was left there after an incident in a nearby restaurant or something?

Nakasan_UKG · Post by **Nakasan_UKG** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:57 am

Just fleeting back to the original posting; Played the PSP today with Ridge Racers and, the biggest surprise is the analogue stick! It's nothing like the ones gamers know and love at the moment. Its like a disk, that you can skim across the top of another disk!! which to me felt really wierd, but obviously I'm sure I could get used to it. Just, I hadn't heard anyone mention the fact the analogue nub thing wasnt like them lil laptop nipples. Always assumed it would be! Anyway, back to the revolting food topic....

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:09 am

Do you prefer Laptop nipples or touch pads on laptops?
Touch pads are more responsive, to me at least.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:13 pm

Knuckles Dawson wrote:Do you prefer Laptop nipples or touch pads on laptops?
Touch pads are more responsive, to me at least.

*snicker*

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:52 pm

Thanks, I'm glad you liked that Del. I posted that for you.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:07 pm

I prefer Del's nipples.

Now there's a slogan I want to hear on a television commercial.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:09 pm

"Dude, you need a Dell."

Imagine that guy doing the commercial voice over.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:12 pm

"Dude, you're getting Del's nipples!"

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:13 pm

Yeah, I was going to let you be the one to say that.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:19 pm

j-man wrote:I prefer Del's nipples.

#^_^# <3