Rip, Slip, Brush, AIEE! (Now, Not Work Safe!)

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:02 pm

You're supposed to punish HIM, not US!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:02 pm

I have no allegiance.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:54 pm

...If you say something like that again, I'm going to post a visual, and however erotic it may be to you, not everyone on the forum likes the dick.
Yeah. This is pretty much inciting you to do it again, isn't it?

*rubs hands together evily*

Now really, if I didn't do something like this, I wouldn't even belong here:

"Pulsating, efulgent, slippery, firm, long, salty, erections."

*Whistles innocently*

Oh, what? Like you wouldn't have done it if the tables were turned?!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:19 am

You spelled effulgent wrong.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:50 am

He fancies you, Zeta.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:16 pm

Baba, or the Raccoon?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:47 pm

Aaargh! My plan backfired in a horrible, horrible, way.

What is it with furries and racoons, anyways? Why do so many perverts pick that animal to perve out on? Do they have like some amazing reputation for being sex machines that I'm not aware of?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:53 pm

Isn't there some rampant species of frog in Australia that are notorious for trying to screw everything? Like, even dead frogs on the road and fish?

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:32 pm

If by "rampant species of frog in Australia" you mean "crazy Sonic fanboy in Louisiana", they yes, you are correct.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:14 pm

For your information, that was almost two years ago, and I was drunk enough to intoxicate bystanders with my breath. You know you liked it, anyway.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:47 pm

That wasn't Del, that was Pep.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:25 pm

I have come to a crossroads, and there are two paths, one is right, one is wrong...
Do I wear the black bucket hat or the tan one?

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:57 pm

That wasn't Pep, that was Silv.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:39 pm

Do I wear the black bucket hat or the tan one

Black is more slimming. You don't seem like the earth tone type . . .

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:46 pm

But the Earth tone accentuates my eyes.
But the black one makes me feel like I'm cooler.
It wasn't Silv. If I'm not mistaken, it was Pop's mum.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:47 pm

IT ALL COMES BACK TO POP'S MUM.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:48 pm

From what I've seen, doesn't it always?
Edited to add something:

Sickeningly adorable, eh?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:57 pm

Shit. I'm never touching a mouse again.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:47 pm

Blame Brazillian Cara.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:50 am

WhoopA · Post by **WhoopA** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:26 am

It's a 403! I'm so happy!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:17 am

Whoops, my bad.

That's the ticket.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:35 am

Fucking Yiff.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:30 am

You know, she really should have six breasts instead of two.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:16 pm

Like that chick in Return of the Jedi.